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Anderson Cooper’s Naked Photos Are Worth More Than $10K

Because merely saying the name “Anderson Cooper” next to “Playgirl” and “nude photos” will generate free press, that’s what the magazine’s publicity starved brand ambassador Daniel Nardicio is doing with his $10k offer for anyone with naked pictures of the newsman. Oh please. If you’ve got a naked photo of Anderson Cooper, we’ll pay $20,000. And we know a certain tabloid magazine that will pay a handsome multiple of that.

On:           Mar 16, 2011
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    • Soupy

      I’m in. I bid $30,000.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 10:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GetBalance

      Nice shoulders there Anderson.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 10:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Drake

      Unless Anderson’s schlong is down to his kneecaps, his body is a case of the clothes make the man.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex

      Can’t you get sued if you were to publish a naked photo of Anderson?

      Mar 16, 2011 at 11:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harbo

      I’ll raise any bid by $10,000. It’s still a bargain!

      Mar 16, 2011 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SpireaX

      @Drake: Who cares how big is schlong is? Only insecure size queens would. I’d love to see a picture of him naked.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tavdy79

      @Drake: Some guys would view a schlong that big as a definite disadvantage – not everyone has a bucket arse.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 1:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz

      Both with Anderson and the inevitable size question: don’t mix your fantasy with too much reality. It ruins it. Anderson is an attractive man… from this distance… I’m not going to run into him in my personal life, so this distance is fine. Gigantic dicks? Seriously.. what are you, 15? I have had awesome sex with Mr. 5″, and Craptasic “I showered for this?” sex with Mr 11″. Get over the size thing. If you want to get split in half, go jump on a fence post. If you want awesome sex, find a sensual partner who is into you.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • suzygoo

      I don’t give a hoot how big Mr. Cooper’s schlong is-even if it was an angry inch, I would moan and groan about how much it hurts because size does matter-the size of his wallet! OMGay nerves-that is a big one you have there Mr. Cooper!

      Mar 16, 2011 at 3:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy

      I hope that he reads this blog and will send me a naked pic with a promise from me of a $20,000 donation to the charity of his choice.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      I have my issues with Coopers wink wink dance with the closet. However, I feel bad for the guy probably having to not shower at the gym, being careful never to change with the blinds open even if he lives in a high rise etc… In taht way being famous can definitly suck.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redball

      @suzygoo: lmao!

      Mar 16, 2011 at 3:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redball

      @suzygoo: lmao! loca!

      Mar 16, 2011 at 3:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy

      And a contractual obligation to never share it with anyone.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vdanker


      Mar 16, 2011 at 4:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TheRealAdam

      “Anderson Cooper’s Naked Photos Are Worth More Than $10K”

      To who?

      @Drake: @Drake: What are you, the resident size queen? Judging by your knee size requirement, I guess we now know that a dick penetrating you is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roberto

      His naked pictures worth than $50 LOL, he is so cute …. love you Cooper xoxox


      Mar 16, 2011 at 4:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian

      @GetBalance: I second your “nice shoulders” nomination.

      Cam, I believe A.C. and the boyfriend live in a converted firehouse.

      It will be interesting to see how many comments this post gets. Any mention of Cooper usually brings out the lovers and the enviers.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 5:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      @Brian: said..

      It will be interesting to see how many comments this post gets. Any mention of Cooper usually brings out the lovers and the enviers.”

      Seems a weird comment, so you either have to love him or envy him?

      Mar 16, 2011 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ian

      @Brian: You forgot the third catagory of which I am a member, the disdainers. I have never respected a professional closet case and never will. I don’t care that he gets bonked on the head in Egypt or runs from a melting reactor in Japan, if he can’t say matter of factly and unashamedly “I’m gay/queer” then he’s a cowardly PUSSY that is a bad role model to queer youth.

      Mar 16, 2011 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott

      @Cam: Anderson does shower at the gym. I’ve seen him – In a towel, in his underwear, but never completely naked. I was tempted to steal his underwear once. He doesn’t bother opening his locker when he changes out of his gym gear and they were just laying there on the floor… I wonder how much I could get for those? Oh, and his boyfriend is pick-your-jaw-up-off-the-floor, hot muscled gorgeous (IMHO).

      Mar 17, 2011 at 12:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roy

      Oh, and his boyfriend is pick-your-jaw-up-off-the-floor, hot muscled gorgeous

      While I’m sure AC looks fine in the nude, from the sound of things, Nardicio should be paying for a naked pic of his bf instead.

      Mar 17, 2011 at 1:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shannon

      WTF???? This man is pale…colorLESS and GROSS

      Mar 17, 2011 at 1:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree

      Lemme see: One of our best international journalists risks life & limb to report on the political upheavals in the lands surrounding Egypt, and we are more concerned about what he looks like nekkìd? Have we lost all sense of priorities? Where there is petroleum there is cause for concern for the US economy.

      I’d rather have the AC tuned to what he does best (NEWS!) than to catch a gander at his Anderson member at the spa.

      @Shannon: Y u pickin’ on da AndersonCoops? Becuz he pale? Becuz he reject u? Get a life. Y’aint krap Blanche, u just a bittah ole gal in nylons & fade creme pretendin’ like u relevant. Peeps like u still thinkl Syria be just a STD.

      Mar 17, 2011 at 3:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam


      Yes, Jeffree, but your argument is the exact same one that is always used against us.

      Gay rights? Why should Congress worry about your rights when there are OTHER important things going on in the world?!?!!?

      There are many many places you can go to discuss Tahir Sqare, the Japanese nulcear issue, and the Shite Suni divide rearing it’s ugly head in Bharain.

      This is a lighter site, so relax.

      Mar 17, 2011 at 10:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Soupy

      My admiration of Anderson’s work is part of the reason why I love him so. Love being the motivation for longing to see him naked. I just happen to like getting a smart man naked.

      Mar 17, 2011 at 10:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffree

      @Cam: For the record, I would not complain to the FCC if AC decided to get nekkid around me. I would be gettin’ Kelly Ripa-ish on his arse while he explained yet again the difference between Qatar and Bahrain.

      My preference would be to see newsperson David Muir in that recumbant position (gooogle him if need be) but I am not picky!

      @Soupy: I’m so happy to see you’re keeping up with the news. Of course, we must all help expand human rights in the Middle East and make sure our journalists are well cared for & tended to.

      Mar 17, 2011 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ewe

      i doubt there are nude photos of anderson cooper

      Mar 19, 2011 at 6:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • eric

      I’ll pay anything to see his naked butt!!!

      Oct 29, 2011 at 8:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thomaa

      Wow Anderson is one hot hunk! But I have this question for all do you think Anderson is suffering from SPS????:-) :-) :-) :-)

      May 7, 2012 at 3:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sluggo2007

      @Drake: What a bitter old queen you are.

      May 13, 2016 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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