It’s always nice to see the world’s most enthusiastic ally, Andrew Garfield, being properly appreciated.
After a year of stunning work like his Oscar-nominated tick…tick…BOOM! role and leading the Emmy-contender Under the Banner of Heaven, the actor promised back in April that he was packing it in for something of an indeterminate “hibernation” period. Fans have still been fed the occasional lovely paparazzi snap and red carpet moment from the actor, but things have been otherwise quiet.
The star has returned for just a moment to give an all-encapsulating interview for British GQ — but folks may not be paying as much attention to the text as they are the accompanying photoshoot.
This Man of the Year cover is giving “man of our dreams”:
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The interview is touchingly introspective and emotionally raw as the actor discusses the professional celebrations and personal grieving he’s gone through over the past year.
All of that is out the window over on Twitter, where people are ready to swallow him whole like Burmese pythons.
Between the gorgeous landscape, the stunning physique, and fans being generally starved for content from their parasocial celebrity husband, it’s a Garfield stan national holiday over there.
It’s not DEFCON 1, but definitely close to a 2:
SHIRTLESS ANDREW GARFIELD OH MY GOD!! pic.twitter.com/QA7M3uI3F1
— sarah (@verionra) November 15, 2022
I’m gonna end up with sand in my crack for months but it’s worth it for Andrew Garfield! pic.twitter.com/a5hDmqpguz
— Chris’s Celebrity Obsessions! (@ChrisObsessions) November 15, 2022
— David (@davidspolsino) November 15, 2022
andrew garfield in his daddy era pic.twitter.com/Ej0u89keK5
— m (@thiccthwaites) November 15, 2022
Andrew Garfield for GQ is the best thing i’ve seen today pic.twitter.com/uOkiicIhEN
— (@b0hemianrapcity) November 15, 2022
is it bothering you king pic.twitter.com/bEkDp45CTC
— lucy ford (@lucyj_ford) November 15, 2022
Thank you Andrew Garfield. Everybody say it with me… ARMPITS… ARE FASHION’S… HOTTEST NEW ACCESSORY!!! pic.twitter.com/Rq05NiRkt9
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) November 15, 2022
madly in love with andrew garfield (as one should be) pic.twitter.com/TmXRCXXGrR
— (@easybugb0y) November 15, 2022
Andrew Garfield reminds you to stay hydrated pic.twitter.com/uk81Ef9KSL
— sarah (@iridescentsovl) November 15, 2022
obsessed with how every other tweet on my tl right now is thotty andrew garfield. if this app is going down, we’re going down thirsty.
— monica (parody account) (@waystarroyhoe) November 15, 2022
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With the way Elon is titanically tanking Twitter, there’s no telling how many more times we’ll get to come together on the platform in gloriously unabashed group thirst like this. It’s refreshing to see this crazy world unite for just a moment to celebrate what truly matters: tastefully slutty man behavior.
dbmcvey
Looks good!
Max
he looks great. good for him and us.
bachy
I’ve seen him interviewed and have no doubt he’s a complete azzh0le, but I find guys like him very alluring, esp what with the accent.
Louis
It’s frustrating when the banner on the home page doesn’t say “From the archives”. Makes me look, excited to see new photos, only to see the article is old.
Shame on you, Queerty!
PoetDaddy
Gosh. I do not find Andrew Garfield REMOTELY attractive. Certainly not sexy, even (or especially) here, Maybe I need new glasses.
JRamonMc
May be time for bifocals!