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Andrew “I’m Not Gay No More” Caldwell’s Inevitable Album Drops, Church Threatens Lawsuit

adrewssdffddfMilking your fifteen minutes of fame is no easy feat.

When the world met Andrew Caldwell, he was testifying to God and the Church of God in Christ convention in St. Louis that he is not gay no more, he doesn’t like mens no more, has been delivered, women women womenenn woowoowoom.

While the internet was shaking its collective head over the power of religion to delude human nature, Caldwell saw an opportunity to make a little scratch and drag out his eventual fade from the public sphere.

There were a few remixers who got to the idea first, but now Andrew’s very own self-mocking jam has hit the iTunes music store.

And to further bastardize the holy notions of church and salvation, the Church of God in Christ is threatening to sue Andrew, claiming it owns the audio sampled in the song.

If they really wan’t the $10 in total sales it’ll likely earn, we guess that’s their call.

Aptly titled “I’m Not Gay No More,” the track can be yours for 99 cents.

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But to save you a dollar (and it really is a dollar well saved), here’s the track on YouTube:

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17 Comments

  • Stache99

    Liar vs liar. Love it. Jesus would be so proud.

  • Evji108

    What a bunch of idiots, all dancing around for this dumb song, sort of like stupid children.

  • mcflyer54

    So what’s the status of the $50,000,000 lawsuit Andrew was filing against Google and YouTube for publicly humiliating him and making him a laughing stock? My money says he’ll be an even bigger laughing stock once the case is thrown out of court (if some attorney is stupid enough to file it in the first place). Andy’s smartest move would be to shut his mouth and stay out of the spotlight if he doesn’t want continued mocking (which he apparently does with the release of his “single”).

  • Damich

    lol you just gotta laugh at this crazy shit

  • OzJosh

    Leaving aside the fact that this guy is an idiot AND a douche, from a purely marketing perspective who the hell do they think is going to buy a dance track titled “I’m Not Gay No More”? It’s hardly an anthem to appeal to any dance fan. And what “ex-gay” (if you can find such a thing anywhere) is going to identify with Caldwell? It’s beyond hilarious.

  • I'm Black, and HIV-Positive.

    A HA HA HA! WHAT A JOKE! HE’S “NOT GAY NO MORE”? THEN LET MY FINE ASS WALK THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ CHURCH ONE GOOD TIME! FUCK THE BULLSHIT!

  • NoCagada

    HE NOT GAY NO MORE but he can’t figure out how to get rid of his asspussy

  • blackberry finn

    This represents a new level of inanity.

  • transiteer

    If there ever had been a Jesus, he’d be laughing his ass off right now at both of these losers.

  • Will L

    He considers himself to be “Author and Public Figure”? Laughing Stock and Public Figure aren’t synonymous. I think I’ll just grab some popcorn and watch this unfold.

  • odawg

    @Evji108: They’re not dancing to the song. The video is of the original church service with the “song” overlaid. Duh!

  • TomOH

    Let’s all pray the gay back in him, just to fuck with him and his church.

  • AzLights

    I laughed myself sick and almost got thrown out of the library. That is some crazy sh!t.
    @TomOH: I like your idea.

  • Billysees

    @blackberry finn:

    “This represents a new level of inanity.”

    Hehehe…lol…

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    He still can’t figure out why the women’s don’t be havin any penises….

  • Billysees

    @TomOH:

    “Let’s all pray the gay back in him, just to fuck with him and his church.”

    Cute idea…lol….

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    @TomOH: I misread your post at first thinking you were advising us to fcuk him………

    Think the reason he “doesn’t like the mens no more” is that no one would fcuk him………… :p

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