This just in: Andy Cohen is single.
The 49-year old had been dating Harvard University grad student Clifton Dassuncao, whom he lovingly referred to as “Brazilian Andy Samberg” in his 2016 memoir, Superficial: More Adventures From the Andy Cohen Diaries. But apparently they’re donezo.
“Yes, I am single again,” Andy told Entertainment Tonight from the set of Love Connection.
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The guys first linked up back in April 2016. As of March 2018, however, they’re no longer an item. Andy didn’t elaborate on why or even when the pair split, but he did say what he’s looking for in a man.
“Someone who’s very independent, someone who has their own thing going on. Maybe someone who’s never seen The Real Housewives,” he explained, adding he wouldn’t mind a Jewish version of John F. Kennedy, Jr. or, in his words, a “Jew-FK, Jr.”
When asked if he would ever consider appearing as a contestant, Andy was quick to say hell no.
“I don’t think I would,” he said. “I don’t want to kiss on camera and I don’t think so. That’s right. I didn’t sign up to be on a reality show.”
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Smith David
He comes off a little creepy and cringe worthy. However, I wonder if he makes up for it in the sack? Gezz, all that money and he’s still single. Is there any hope for me? lol. I think he’s looking for a straight guy that he can turn.
Frank
Andy is a 3 month kinda guy…that is the amount of time you can deal with him….
Jaxton
Aren’t the contestants on Andrew Cohen’s shows paid actors? Maybe somebody can pay Andrew to stop making these lame programs.
sfhairy
I guess Andy will never be on Netflix’s Age Gap Love show. Or at least not with the ex-BF.
PinkoOfTheGange
He needs to date someone guy that lives in Hartford, or Philadelphia. That way they see each other once during the week, and do weekends and vacations.
Andy is a guy who would be fine in the same house share on Fire Island just not on the same week.
JamJewel
What’s with the constant man-spreading? Is he sending a message? Consider it/him lost in the male!
o.codone
I love all kinds of dick. But, Andy Cohen dick makes me wanna puke, and I don’t mean a little puke in my mouth the way girls say, I mean a full-on giant puke with diarrhea like a neuro virus. Uck.
drmiller
I have friends in the industry and I’ve heard, from many sources, this guy is a predator. Not in the #MeToo kind of way, just… preys on young, pretty, guys who are either trying to get into the industry or just star struck. He’s 100% gross. He seems beyond desperate in my opinion, I wouldn’t date the guy either (regress of the trash TV he puts his name all over).
Mike T
A buddy of mine hooked up with AC about 2 years ago (b4 the bf I believe). Said AC only tops, has an average size cock and is kinda selfish in bed – only worries about himself.
CrazyAL
I should be psychic. I’m not surprised the relationship ended. I would go out with Andy on a date, but his consuming of alcohol concerns me. I’m a nice Jewish man whose been there and done that. I don’t mind a social drinker, but not looking to hook up and have a relationship with an alcoholic!
DCguy
He comes off as SO desperate to be on camera. How many other TV executives force their stations to create shows just to put them on camera. Ugh.
ryantbo
well also for Cohen – ginger, 420 and young! Buddy of mine went out with him a few times and said he is a lousy kisser. Very Sloppy
Esscourt
W H O G I V E S A F * * K ? ? ?
Ronbo
Out of the millions and millions of people… I suspect that it is one lone Queerty employee that pines to stand next to someone and for once, just once, not be the bigger douche.
chakrakahn
I hear Perez Hilton is available
DCguy
Oh God….could you imagine?
Armiya
Who gives a rats ass if Andy is single? He’s a gossip mongerer and between him and Ryan Seacrest we can thank them both for ushering in the demise of the sitcom. Maybe his ex boyfriend was tired of boning a useless and cross eyed coke head.
Xtian99
I think the question may be – who of any substance would be looking to date some vapid pot head whose so interested in what a bunch of vapid drunk women are doing in different series… seems to be a classic “old man acting like a tween” stereo-type forever living off “drama”. he should stick to what he will get – vapid fame obsessed youth. or take up hook rugs.
William Krzemien
I’m always saddened when two people who were once in love, break up. Hope both Andy and Clifton find true love again with someone else…I’m just a romantic and dreamer…always will be. Much better to love than hate (look at some of the hateful comments here) 😉 <3
troyfight
?yeah, I know most of you guys don’t like him, with good reasons…. But I’d sure like to dominate him. Hard. So I like the picture.
M K
If he truly wants someone who is “very independent and has their own thing going on” maybe he should get away from the twink 20-something’s and look for someone who actually had a minute to develop that.
Terrycloth
Andy is loud. .so everyone can get his attention.. he never shuts up…same with Andy Cooper verbal diaherria…ive seen them on Kelly as co host..sucks the air out of the room…Andy acts like a bigger star than he is …annoying queen…couple minutes is all I can take… never understood why this guy is famous..for what ?
Polaro
I’m going to get a chocolate cupcake to cheer me up after reading all your meanness.
Notright
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Kevan1
Used to like him. I find him a little vapid and stuck on himself. That is a big turn off. Confidence is one thing, being conceded is another.