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Andy Cohen is a top, according to Anderson Cooper

Andy Cohen attends "Plaza Suite" Opening Night on March 28, 2022 in New York City.

Apparently…Andy Cohen is a top. Why do we know this? Well, things got a little weird on an episode of Watch What Happens Live.

In this wild episode, heterosexual daytime talk show host and noted Rosie hater Kelly Ripa engaged in some wildly inappropriate discussion with Anderson Cooper about his circumcised dick and Andy Cohen’s preferred gay sex role.

Or, according to straight women everywhere, “girl talk LOLzz.”

Ripa and Cooper’s over-the-top commentary came during a “game” in which the three hosts tried to make each other feel uncomfortable live on-air. To Ripa, a straight white woman with zero filter, the best way to make someone feel uncomfortable is by mocking their sexuality.

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Their conversation, presented without comment:

Kelly: “Are you circumcised?”

Anderson: “You’re flustering me! I’m flustered.”

….

Anderson: “I know a lot of secrets about Andy. I guess the one that would most surprise people is he’s a top.”

Andy: “Why, you think people think I’m a bottom?”

Kelly: “I don’t.”

Anderson: “Believe me, there’s nothing wrong with that, but I’m just saying I think that would surprise people. And I don’t know this from personal experience, but from conversations I have had…I mean, it surprised me when I heard about it.”

Kelly: “Why is that a secret? I don’t think that’s a secret. For people who don’t know, at home, do you want to explain what that is?”

….

Andy: “No, I don’t want to.”

Kelly: “Are you sure?”

Then again, maybe this wasn’t so inappropriate. This show seems to be the best place on late night television for dick talk and voluntary revelations that nobody cares about. We’re just excited to learn that Andy Cohen is a top.

Plus— Kelly Ripa gets her just desserts eventually. In a later episode of WWHL, Anderson Cooper gets grilled by the fiery little woman again, but this time, gets a jab in. Watch the hilarious clip below!

Video source: Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on YouTube

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