What would we do without Andy Cohen? During the past few years the Bravo honcho has brought us more guilty pleasure viewing than we can handle with the myriad Real Housewives programming. On his Watch What Happens Live chat show he gets celebs like Suzanne Somers to open up about same-sex weddings or Zachary Quinto to chat about threeways with James Franco, or Hugh Grant to reenact their old rom-coms with him and is even comfortable enough to ask certain folks about their cock size (having a bartender on hand surely helps). His recent best-seller The Andy Cohen Diaries: A Deep Look at a Shallow Year more-or-less outed Kevin Spacey once and for all. Plus, he’s a total top and besties with Sarah Jessica Parker. And if this wasn’t enough wealth to be showered on one human being, the gods had to go and make the man incredibly sexy, as well. Just take a look at a couple of recent Twitter posts that caught Cohen playing on the beach in Miami.
There’s this one, in which Andy shows he appreciates all his fans.
So this happened yesterday @Andy thanks for the photo #MIAMI #bravotv #whatwhathappensinmiami pic.twitter.com/Z8MEYcziqE
— Lia Olowniuk (@LiaAnn724) April 19, 2015
And this one…whoa, papi!
Andy Cohen is daddy. pic.twitter.com/NjBjSpwDAF — ???????????????????? (@kvxrdashian) April 21, 2015
Andy himself has posted a number of provocative pics in recent months, such as this one showing that a guy needs to spread his legs when recording an audio book.
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We wonder who won vote his vote for this award.
Andy couldn’t conceal his pride at being named Buzzfeed’s 14th most important hairy celebrity chest of all time.
And why not have a drink in the pool when you’re this hot?
Anyway, God bless Andy Cohen. Long may he live, prosper and post shirtless pics.
Nicholas Wozniak
Is this article serious? Andy Cohen sexy? The drama queen… No thanks.
Gregg Squeaky Taylor
Who in the hell could resist a #hairychest #chesthair ?
James Hart
He certainly does love himself.
Rene Ramirez
No thank you. Not every gay man finds him fascinating.
Adam Shift Change Hrincevich
He really is a cute little biscuit
Jesús José B. Flores
Woooof
Richard Hernandez
Nasty!
Anthony Whyterabbit Powers
just don’t get the andy cohen thing…
Glücklich
He is very sexy looking. He’s probably a cool guy out of the public eye but the on-air bouncy cheerleader persona grates. I’d do’im, though…Jam my dick in his mouth to shut him up.
Glücklich
Wanted to add: That manspread photo? I want to be reincarnated as those blue shorts.
jason smeds
His legs look stumpy. I suspect he spends hours in the gym to prevent middle-age spread consuming his body.
Jimm Wiedeman
Cody Keith ð???
Reverse Transcriptase
Really @ this title?
Timothy Versash Thibodeaux
He does have an off the cuff appeal to him.
Zach Tessner
No thanks. This article gives him way too much credit.
Marcos Villareal
Bragging about drugs,drinking and promiscuous sex-yes very sexy
James Sigmon
He has a husband read his new book but he never appears on set he is behind the seans
Rick Gillum
Maybe at last call. 🙂
Christopher Trombley
Get those eyes fixed then maybe
Desert Boy
To each his own.
Larry Gillum
Is the author of this article Andy Cohen
Donovan Mann
Not that sexy… Plus all he does is play mediator for the dumb show housewives and his talk show. Not important… Graham Norton is funnier.
Raúl Hernández
Now if he would stop putting crap on Bravo TV that’d be great
Orean Keels Jr.
Personality ruins it….I can resist, easily.
AJ Sarabia
But that wonky eye, Eww…
Regg Valencia
I can resist.
Xzamilio
He seems like the kind of guy that is good for a one night stand, but once you got to know him, you’d probably hate him… oh, and he couldn’t talk because that would instantly ruin it.
Tom Gouzoules
His shows are in the mode of “dumb and dumber” and as the architect of these inane shows, he is irrelevant.
Babak Bijarchi
He’s sexy
Michael Serrato
Since when is Andy Cohen considered hot?
Jonathan Moss
Yes please!!!
Miguel Rodriguez
Yuckkkk
Billy Budd
He is nice, but not exceptional.
Zac Coffey
Benjamin Douglas Buchanan
Jared Brian South
Love me some Andy Cohen!
tdh1980
I have much too big a soft spot for daddies for me not to find him sexy, but I do admit that there always has been something oleaginous about him.
Glücklich
@tdh1980: Oleaginous. Had to look that one up, and now looking for an opportunity to use it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yetwdpsiM8Q
QJ201
You too can look like this…if you can afford personal training 5 days a week
Mac Daddie
Whew, eye of the beholder, I guess… to each their own, lol
Jon DeLeon
Can we give him to them please!
Heath Brown
He is nice looking man .like to taste him
Paco
He is so sexy that no one wanted to claim responsibility for this article?
Anthony Tubbs
I saw him first!
Ashleigh Boutelle
Andy is smokin hot but that dude who was the “new gay host” on Fashion Police is W A Y hotter. Do a story on his hotness- with and without glasses. Is it Brad Goreski? Instagram. Insane.
Aaron Austin
I totally get it. Andy’s a hottie. So many haters on here! Wow!
Nikki Hatch
I can’t stand him. He’s such a phony.
NoCagada
@jason smeds: Why do you think MOST people (of both or any genders) go to the gym, SON???
If your basic lack of intelligence and manners don’t prevent you from getting there, you probably will, also.
J Robert Hogg
Over him….meh!
Seth Carreiro
No, thank you.
Jason Keller
10/10 would bang over and over again.
Realitycheck
No thanks he is good on the his TV show,
but not my cup of tea……….
LuckyboyLA
@Aaron Austin. Not Haters on here.. meh, yuck, eww, stumpy legs/middle-age spread? That’s the voice of young gay men speaking w/o filters. Oh man, would I give to see any of them in a bar or on the street with friends. Sparkles and rainbows trailing behind in skinny jeans and Fedoras is my guess. Then complain why no ‘Men’ want to Fuck them from a look at their phone apps. Me? LUV goofy Top Men w/Big D**ks. They’re not goofy when in bed. I know. Always have. Any man, young or not with the Balls to post a goof selfie or smiling is sure to be Hot. I know my sex, Gay Men.
Blackceo
I do love a seasoned older man and Andy is handsome, has that hot salt/pepper hair, and a great body. I think he’s funny but sometimes corny and annoying, but I’ve always liked him for the most part.
Dan Francis
He is one sexy hot stud
Mark Villnave
I don’t see it. He’s a big flaming queen
Richard Holaday
And the Ladies can have that self-absorbed asshat ð???
Daveliam
Physically, he is very attractive. There’s no denying that. That being said, his personality is so obnoxious and self-absorbed that I can never actually find him attractive. He’s a narcissistic pseudo-celebrity. I live in NYC and know people who have had run-ins with him and he’s the the type of celebrity who berates servers and treats ‘normal people’ rudely. Unfortunately, since he’s attractive and has money, he’ll get along fine in the world. Personally, I’d like to see him get force fed some humble pie.
Chris Withers
Daniel Kopystanski
Sweet Boy
He´s good-looking….nit, he needs a personality to match his cuteness
Daniepwils
@Glücklich:
“He is very sexy looking. He’s probably a cool guy out of the public eye but the on-air bouncy cheerleader persona grates. I’d do’im, though…Jam my dick in his mouth to shut him up.”
Pretty much this. Before you had his talk show on Bravo I thought he was sexy as hell. But after a few years of watching him on TV, he just doesn’t do it for me any longer (yes, physically he does, not personality wise). I know he has to start drama for ratings, but I just don’t care for a man that does that.
He probably is a good guy off camera though. You can see that I think.
dommyluc
Meh. I have a str8, 50-year old male friend I have known for nearly 35 years, and he puts this annoying attention seeker to shame, and he doesn’t have to hire a personal trainer to look drop-dead sexy.
Mykel C. Johnson
But when he opens his mouth…
Jeffery Bybee
Well even with that crossed eye; he’s a hot MOFO
Tommy O'Brien
As beverly leslie said “not so pretty when it talks”
Clark35
Who?
Cam
The real question should be, can he be forgiven for unleashing the “Real Housewives” franchise on the world.
Although outting that self hating somewhat anti-gay troll Kevin Spacey does somewhat make up for that.
Paul Higdon-Smith
love to see Andy & Anderson Cooper together as a couple 😀
Ricardo B. Nyc
Paid for by..andy cohen…yawn…
rickyboi7
You’re too sexy for your shirt! love u Andy
Joey Thompson
Puke. He is so annoying.
Larry
@Nicholas Wozniak: You are blind.
stanhope
Please you are speaking for yourself. He is a queen bottom…nothing wrong with that but hot he is decidedly NOT
BGinBigD
She may be a top (can’t imagine that), but that mouth says bottom to me. The more I watch Cohen the more annoying she becomes.
SportGuy
Yes, love me some sexy Andy Cohen. More stories about real men and less about twink underage boys.
Musk
Until five minutes ago, I didn’t even know he existed. I guess I’m not a very good queer. *yawn*
Kevin Michael Egger
Agreed!
Lucas Barszcz
Too bad he doesn’t play on their team.
Robert Johnson
Is he Gay?
Ismael Smiley Flores
Ewe this guy.
gregruns
Ugh! I cannot stand him. Sorry guys.
da90027
I can’t get past all the garbage TV that channel is responsible for…I personally do not want to see a bunch of spoiled rich bitches fight argue and complain about their fabricated problems. I’d rather watch a rerun of Gidget than anything on that channel. Even the Brady Bunch is high art compared to that programming.
James Luna
He’s hot, but his tacky-ass shows are sooooooo not…
Evji108
Well, this brought out the bitchy, qweeens. I don’t see why it is necessary to bring out the snark and put someone down, just because he is not to your taste. This aspect of the gay community is so unattractive. If only we spent this much energy encouraging and supporting each other.
OhHellNo
Sorry, Andy, but a screaming cross-eyed guy is still a screaming cross-eyed guy, and between that and your sad, sad book you’re one ugly mother.
Mark Johnson
uMM.. NO!
Saint Law
I haven’t a clue who that bloke is – the producer of some kind of reality tv show? But that second photo!
Be still my beating c*ck.
Saint Law
Sorry for the asterix but kweerty censors any mention of c*ck.
Which is hard cheese if you happen to be talking about your farm.
Christian Wells
Does Andy PAY you to publish sh*t like this??
AndyDG
this entire article isn’t cute.
Monica Butterpie
Kinda brings Anderson Cooper down a notch in my mind.
Glücklich
@Monica Butterpie:
If those two ever got together that’d be a manwich I’d want to be a part of.
Glücklich
God, so many mean comments about Mr. Cohen’s looks! I second the previous commenter’s remark about tearing everyone down. THAT’s ugly.
AxelDC
He certainly loves to see himself on camera.
Ronbo
Sexy? Ewwww. Even expensive clothes can’t conceal his utter un-attractiveness. His sexual aura is right up there with … http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bonnacon21.jpg
Carl McClanahan
nope
winnie
Woof! love him!
Matt
He’s hot with his shirt off.
Chris Withers
Daniel Kopystanski
Waynescot Lukas
Penis is miniscule
Brian Brown
He doesn’t look like that in person nowadays. Imma let you finish but just saying.
Jose Ruiz
Well damn
Christofer Sands
I think Andy is quite sexy.
Michael Robinson
Actually no, he’s not, IMO.
Chale Pon
This said, Honcho. ð???ð??ð???
Joshua Grubb
Not impressed
Milton Appleby
Wow this is just garbage. He’s responsible for trash tv. No applause.
Michael Ascencio
ð??ð??ð??
Rachel Poole
What?? In what universe is this scumbag considered sexy??
Kelli Fitzgerald
Umm No
Keith Robben
I think he’s hot.. Until he talks. And walks. Well.. And moves.
David Bartlett
did i miss the skimpy swimsuit?
Vishal Singh
Yes please
Bobby Vitale
To me… Hot!
James Sigmon
Where is his husband
Richard Goodnight
Who wears short shorts?
Richard Ewell Goodnight
Who wears short shorts?
Bill Albert
All I see his his smile-hehe
Carlos Mejia
Next!
John Smilanic
What an egotistical bore
Kyle L. Gorzynski
Meh never was very attractive to me
Paul Williams
Marcos Rodriguez
Gary Stephens
In his younger days!
Nat Jones
Personally id throw him back in the ocean.. Does absolutely nothing for me. Now if it was Ben Cohen, well thats another matter altogether ð???
Jody Cameron
Guess I’m the only gay man that is not all that into him. Not saying he isn’t attractive, but hardly someone I’d drool over
Bobby Buechler
Like a polished, catty, self-indulgent, narcissistic turd.
Terrance Knox
This man is one of these reasons why I’m canceling FIOS. Next!
Ricky Ricardo
Are they blind, deaf and dumb women???
Brian Torwelle
I would soooo tap that.
Anthony Angelino
Never thought he was sexy… til now
Derick Lindsey
He’s so fake.
Eric Finnegan
Sofia Samaniego
Roberto Diego Enzo Hache
BARF….please!
Frank Croix
I’d do him
Dave Whitman
Matthew Alvo
Fabian Meneses
He’s so annoying! That voice! ð??
Adrian Damian Gonzales
ð??ð??ð??
Chris Kohler
I think we would be a perfect match
Hayden Jerome
Mmmmmmm!!!!!!ð???â¤ï¸ð???ð??¯ð???ð??±ð???ð??â¤ï¸ð???
AJ Sarabia
But that wonky eye
Kirk Montrealer
EW. I have watched some of his PERISCOPE videos when he is at home alone..I kind of thought he was not so bad sexy. but after seeing some of his Periscope videos, I GAGGED..Nearly threw up. He is pretty gross and hygiene dirty..I was like..NO WAY..Sad to witness some of his grossness.
Stephen Moses
Nah.
Annulla Sama
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Gerard Sikora
hes kinda cute in an off beat way..
Rich Borkowski
Michael
Carl McClanahan
No thanks
Allen Sayers
B list power bottom
Frank Sokolowski
Overrated!
K Patrick McCarthy
Not one bit!
Wayne Wilke
So annoying
richybruce
Ugly inside and out.
Richard Mailman
Ewww. Ugly inside and out.
Anthony Grant
Nothing hot about a gym bunny physique at all – never was, never will be
John Pompeii
And so annoying yawn!
Richard Griffin
What!?! Physically, maybe. Socially, no way. Ewwwwwwwh!!!!!
Mykey
I thought Andy Cohen was just another pornstar till I googled his name! Most of you trolling queens will probably not look half as good as he is in your 40s!!!