Talk show host Andy Cohen has announced the latest tool in the fight against COVID-19: glory holes.
While doing his at-home broadcast of Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday, Cohen declared glory holes as “an emerging hero” during the ongoing crisis. Cohen survived COVID-19 earlier this year.
“Move over, Dr. Anthony Fauci,” Cohen joked, “because I of course am talking about glory holes.”
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“If you haven’t heard, the Canadian government is echoing the New York City Department of Health’s recommendation that horny citizens use glory holes as a way to limit face-to-face contact and swapping saliva during sex,” Cohen explained. He referred to a new set of guidelines issued by the British Columbia Centre for Disease Control which explicitly mentioned glory holes as a method of safe sex during the pandemic.
“This is wild. Canada is saying, ‘Put your d*ck in a glory hole.’ I didn’t say it; Canada said it,” Cohen giggled.
Cohen then cut to a clip of actress Judith Light playing a game, where she had to wear a blindfold and name objects she blindly gripped through a glory hole.
“You might think a hole is a hole, but this hole could save your life,” Cohen quipped. We have to wonder if it’s the first time he said that.
PeteP
Please stop posting about Andy Cohen.
Onecaddy13
@ PeteP Amen.
Why hasn’t he been cancelled yet?? Not funny at all!!
johnnymcmxxx
Thank you.
Cam
Since you’re going to keep posting about Cohen, I’m going to keep posting this.
LGBTQ people were boycotting Dolce and Gabbana after the owner made homophobic comments about same sex marriage and LGBTQ people adopting. Cohen then shows up to the Met Gala dresed head to toe in D&G. When asked about it on the Stern Show he got defensive and said that he had had a “Private” conversation about it with them and it was fine.
Also, when the owner of Equinox and Soul Cycle was raising money for anti-LGBTQ candidates and those businesses got boycotted, Cohen spoke out that he would not boycott them.
So Cohen is happy to be the token gay, but the second the community has any problems, Cohen is the first to rush over to the other side and sell us out, maybe for as little as a free outfit, or a discounted gym membership.
darkanser
I think Andy Cohen is in competition with Brian Sims for being the most hated gay man on Queerty?
Dr.Knowze
Who hates Brian Sims? Most regard him as a powerful political leader unfraid to speak truth where it matters. Do people hate him because he happens to be photogenic as well as smart?
Cam
I can’t remember a comment on here from any non troll that hated Brian Sims.
Lightbulb
Unfortunately, I think you are right. As a Philly native Sims has crossed the line on several issues and has gone a bit rogue. So has Cohen. I wonder if Anderson will drop Cohen like they both did with Kathy Griffin. I understand Cohen is trying to be funny but between some of his programming and commentaries no wonder main stream media and America finds him to be a bit coarse and distasteful.
Who wants to hear this crap from him and then take him seriously when he is crying about gay men not being able to donate blood. Come on Andy bring the conversation up a notch!
darkanser
Who would have thought glory holes would have gone SO mainstream!!!
iron
Do gloryholes still exist other than adult book stores
eidolonnyc
Why do people hate Brian Sims?
Dr.Knowze
Noone I know! We all want to ‘caucus’ with him! 🙂
Mister P
A big caucus?
johnnymcmxxx
I love a glory hole but my fear is Andy Cohen might be on the other side. Yuck.
Mike T
Andy Cohen would tap any kind of hole he could get his average-sized penis in.
Kevan1
Poor Andy the W hore.
Lightbulb
I think he has said he will pretty much hook up with anyone.
Jon in Canada
Watched him once on his talk show What Happens Next…ONCE!
I will never understand how this superficial, shallow media whore is famous…oh wait, whore…never mind.
Cam
He’s an executive at Bravo and put his own show on the network. Also, according to Kathy Griffin, they tie his shows ratings to whatever show it’s following so you can’t find out what his ratings actually are.
Lugbutton
Queerty is part of my daily morning routine…but the comments on here are always so toxic. The one thing they have taught me is that if you are a celebrity, somewhere there is a bitter queen who hates you and wants to tell me about it.
RobF
And this is why gay men are excluded from donating blood. It’s the assumption that we’re promiscuous and potential disease carriers. Thanks, Andy – now stop whining about your antibody plasma not being accepted – YOU continue the stereotype, not them!
cuteguy
Andy Cohen is a cross eyed loser who paid to have his talk show stay on the air bc of the real Housewives franchise. He owns bravo bc of that trash tv. Any other network would’ve cancelled his trash talk show