OH SNAP — Or what happens when you receive Christmas gifts that are too small for you. Either/or. (Okay, the real reason: “So a lacoste store sent some clothes over for me to practice in until my bags get here.”)
oh snap
Andy Roddick Demonstrates What Happens When You Overeat During the Holidays
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Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
Don’t be puttin’ a hurt on Andy, he needs his mojo.
When Queerty boys win a US Open, reach Wimbledon finals, reach World Number One, well, then you can make snide comments about Andy.
christopher di spirito
He looks great. I’d hit it.
terrwill
You put ten pounds of anything into a five pound bag it ain’t gonna be flattering……….I don’t know maybe the Queert guys got new eyeballs for Christmas that need adjustin’ but I
see Andy (would love to hit his) Rod and Dick still sportin a nice chest, no belly flab, nice arms in a waaaaaay too tight shirt…..
>>Although I am still mad at him for marrying Brooklyn and not me…………
Lukas P.
I dunno, Andy R still looks mighty tasty to me. Plus, he has comedic chops, as witnessed on SNL not that long ago. That said, Roger Federer is easy on the optic nerve as well. Nadal is a mere side-dish. All three talented…..
edgyguy1426
@ No. 1 It’s humor! He’s poking fun at himself, Queerty is poking fun at him poking fun at himself. Grow a sense of humor! Sheesh
terrwill
No. 4 ¡ Lukas P.: I would volunteer to be the “ball boy” for any one of that trio………… :~P
terrwill
Howeva based on that pic it looks like Andy best be “heading” to the Mens Club for hair pretty soon……….
Sure he dosen’t want his head to be sportin’ the look that Prince William currently does………….
Fitz
He is standing like someone who, just last night, learned why we use safe words.
Lukas P.
@TERRWILL, I like how your mind works! If you click on the link in the original post you can get to AR’s Twitter feed, which shows he is a fan of fantasy football, has a sense of humor and sort of watches his carbs. He is a champ and a gentleman.
I think his hair is OK, but maybe a little minoxidil wouldn’t hurt. Don’t need a prescription for that! Keep it in the fridge, BTW!
scott ny'er
hot. always thought he was cute. too bad his on court personality sucks and thus I root against him… always.
his off court personality, funny and quick witted.
terrwill
No. 10 ¡ scott ny’er: Methinks he got his ‘learnin ’bout on court antics from the master John Mac……you need someone like him to make the matches exciting……..Roger Federer generates as much excitment as a loaf of white bread………
scott ny'er
No. 11 ¡ terrwill
true. tennis can be very boring if there’s nobody to root against. or for. I think Djoko can muster some excitement. As well as Nadal.
anyway, Rod-dick was like that before Jonny Mac. Jonny Mac just made him worse. Under his new coach, he’s more controlled. Fitter than ever. And looks good. But, now he’s injured so we’ll see how he fares at the AO. And to be honest, at Wimby, he was well behaved so I almost felt sorry for him when he lost to Fed.
He’s still hot tho. Not like Fernando Gonzalez. JosĂŠ Acasuso or even Verdasco. But hot nonetheless.
Mike in Asheville, nee "in Brooklyn"
@ No. 5 ¡ EDGYGUY1426
Hmmmm, Edgy (really, you’re edgy?), I guess you are neither a tennis fan nor an Andy fan. Perhaps if you Google Andy, Mojo, and 2005 US Open, you’ll get the humor.
Or, if you are a tennis and AR fan, you still drink Kool-Aid. Perhaps try a nice Sauvignon Blanc or mix a Martini but just show the vodka the Vermouth bottle.
Clue: While the obvious can be fun; the non-obvious is more fun.
LoveMoby
No 11 and No 12
It was NOT Johnny Mac that taught Andy his on court antics but Brad Gilbert. Under his tutelage, Andy’s sportsmanship suffered and his on court attitude became sour. Brad even suggested he stop wearing visor’s(he looked adorable in them)because visor’s were for girls and gay guys. Oy what a schmo.
drresol
I love A-Rod…I’ve always personally thought he was the sexiest man alive. He’s basically the living embodiment of what I consider ‘my type’. He’s really cute, but in the boy-next-door kinda way, not the Calvein-Klein-model kinda way. He’s in great physical shape, but it looks more natural; like he just gets a lot of physical activity and works out moderately…not the shaved, ‘roid-ripped gym addict look. He also seems to have a really genuine, good-natured, down to Earth personality…which (IMHO) can really make a guy 10x sexier (just like a bad personality can make a hot guy suddenly seem less appealing).
Fitz
Andy was a jerk when he was with Brad Gilbert.. not a surprise. Since a series of rough seasons, and especially the year he worked with Jimmy Conner, he has managed to become a likable guy again. He needed humility and civility, and that is what life gave him.
ossurworld
omg, you mean this is A-Rod?? And all these years I thought it was the bigger ball player.
MissMame
Back off bitches, this man is mine. God is he gorgeous!
romeo
@ MissMame: Thanks for keepin’ it real here. LOL
MissMame
Any time Romeo darling, any time đ
tavdy79
There are few guys who’d look good in a skintight top, and unfortunately Andy Roddick is not one of them. No top at all, on the other hand…
drresol
Oh, I forgot to add…say what you will about Roddick, but the boy has the most amazing bubble butt on the face of the planet. Google it.
terrwill
We have all been concentrating on the fit of that Lacoste shirt. Check out the actual shirt, Andy Rockmydick should be more pissed about them sending a shirt from the 1983 collection, rather than from the boys collection! : P
The Milkman
I’d love to look that good in clothes two sizes too small.
JR
I want him naked on my lap… that little pooch is sexy on him! GRRRRRRRRRRR! Don’t care where those clothes came from ’cause they are gonna be looking much better on the floor and slightly ripped-up
alan brickman
very fit… will help him work that shirt off…whatever…
ryan
I have a fetish for guys wearing close that are far too small for them… weird I know.
I love this pick… Ill be in my bunk.
Tom N
Oh…he is so hot, he can serve me a top-spin anytime.
Sexy Rexy
He look all right.