Girl Or Boy?

Ann Coulter Makes Journo Wonder

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Humankind has long questioned conservative pundit Ann Coulter’s gender identity and Cape Cod blogger Aaron Maloy is no exception:

Nobody knows for sure the exact gender of Ann Coulter. People have asked her on several occasions and each time she went into drag mode shaking her head, rolling her eyes and deliver a verbal smackdown.

One thing is for sure though, straight women don’t behave or talk as she does. And so she is my favorite Republican Gender Bender.

We’re sure Coulter would be proud. On a related note, our sources at the North Pole tell us Coulter asked Santa for a full-functioning, self-lubricating vagina. He said she’s been too naughty, though. Sorry, Ann, maybe next year!