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Ann Coulter: Only Conservatives Can Stop Radical Muslims From Executing Gays!

I know it’s already been nearly a week since Ann Coulter picked up her check to make fun of The Gays to their faces, but I missed one lovely report about how she treated her hosts.

In additional to telling GOProud’s audience that gays don’t have any right to marry, and that “Gays are the molecular opposites of blacks [because] everybody likes the gays moving in next door” (I bet the black attendees loved that one!), the comically confrontational pundit added, according to Esquire: “Not only can gays be conservative, you pretty much have to be,” since they’re “highest income demographic”! (Not all of us.)

And because “gays are too stylish to work for the federal government”! (Far too few of us.) And because radical Muslims want to kill us! And because “once [scientists] find the gay gene, guess who’s getting aborted”!

And only conservatives will stop any of those things from happening.

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9 Comments

  • Cam

    The only reason they would stop the radical muslims from killing is, is so they could sell us off as sacrificies to the Evangelical voters in exchange for their votes.

  • Gew

    Well yeah, they want the fun of executing us themselves. Selfish bastards.

  • whatever

    Irony alert. Conservatives all supported the Iraq clusterfuck, which in its wake, allowed radical fundies to take local power and unleash unspeakable horrors on the gay population, women, religious minorites, etc.

  • Soupy

    Can’t we, as a civilized society, agree to execute Ann Coulter?

  • jason

    She’s right, you know. A lot of you refuse to acknowledge this partly because you’re opposed to conservatives out of hand. It’s time to open the eyes, guys. Ann Coulter is spot on about Islam’s fundamentalist notions harming us.

    Under Islam’s Sharia law, for instance, you’d be treated in the same way gays are treated in Iran and Arabia. With a crane, that is.

  • Soupy

    So her goal, to bomb the fuck out of them, should solve that, I guess.

  • Soupy

    You know what fundamentalists hate more than gay men? Mouthy bitches.

  • Mike

    I’m a gay, middle-class scientist working for the federal government. Guess I didn’t get the memo Ann.

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