We’re not exactly sure why, but Paper deployed “socialite” Fabian Basabe to interview Ann Coulter on fashion. Sure, Coulter looks nice in a black skirt, but so does our collective mother, so we’re not convinced the conservative pundit really deserves a sartorial platform.
Regardless, Coulter dishes on getting her hair did, Rush Limbaugh‘s legs and the Ann Coulter Barbie doll – “Her skirt is “actual size,” says the despicable politico. Of course, no interview would be complete without a little John Edwards gay-baiting:
FB: You frequently appear in short skirts. Whose skirts do you like this season?
AC: Hmmm, I’m not sure. What’s John Edwards wearing? We seem to wear the same panties.
Wait, Ann Coulter wears panties? How does she keep the tentacles in place?