“Ann Coulter’s Such A Tennis Lesbian,” Sez M. Cho

Bless Margaret Cho. The 38-year old actress talks shit like a goddess. Appearing on The Stephanie Miller Radio Show promoting her new off-broadway show, The Sensuous Woman, Cho offers her unedited – and dead-on – thoughts on conservacunt Ann Coulter. And, like so many conservations about Coulter, this one starts discussing female-to-male trannies:

MC: [Sensuous Woman co-star Ian Harvey’s] a trans-guy. He’s F-to-M.
SM: Maybe he’s the only one who knows the answer to the question: what is Ann Coulter? What is she, exactly?
MC: I don’t even know. I don’t even know. She’s terrible, though. I just think she’s such a tennis lesbian. She just looks like your tennis instructor you have a crush on, but you can’t help it, because you hate her…

It’s funny, ’cause it’s true. Except for the crush bit. We’d rather fuck sandpaper, which, we imagine, would be a lot like fucking Ann Coulter.

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