Oh, dead God! Right-wing activist Janet Porter took it upon herself to cast this panic-driven “news report” from the dark, bleak post-Obama inauguration America.
Touching upon all the conservative talking points, Porter envisions a future in which Middle Eastern nations celebrate the ascent of President Barack Obama, former “domestic terrorist” William Ayers has been named head of Homeland Security and abortions are given away like candy. Says Porter, “The only thing left of the abortion agenda not yet accomplished is the forced abortion policy of China.” Disgusting.
And, yes, the gays are running amok and closer still to snatching all the nation’s orphaned children:
As promised, President Obama also overturned the Defense of Marriage Act, which was signed by President Bill Clinton. This is sure to spread homosexual marriage not just in Massachusetts, California and Connecticut, but to states like Pennsylvania, Florida and Colorado. President Obama, as he said during the campaign, opposes any efforts to protect marriage by state amendment. He also made good on his campaign promise to use the bully pulpit of the White House to place vulnerable orphan children in the homes of homosexual activists who demanded it during their Gay Pride Parade.
Porter and her pals originally posted the video on YouTube, but it’s been removed. Good thing Good As You snatched the code and spread it around for all of us to see and, hopefully, ridicule.
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CLEMSONAJ
It’s amazing how much crap comes out when the republicans get scared they might lose.
Scooter
What a hag!
George
I think this is supposed to be Republican humor. wahh wah.
Plushie Schwartz
How is it possible that people are actually THIS insane. Its just scary!
CondeNasty
Truly frightening. But many Americans do feel that an Obama presidency will be the “end of the world”.
CHURCHILL-Y
Missed it by that much, Mrs Porter!
You’re dead wrong on the Gays under an Obama reign thing, flip it backwards dear and you’ll have a more accurate foreseeing of what awaits us.
Trenton
So lovely that you are willing to refer to her as “Mrs. Porter” rather than “you hompohobic ape” as you would were she of a different racial heritage. And with Palin saying that she would enact a national constitutional ban…really? You really think that you are in any position to comment? Or did you just leave off the “McCain☻Palin ’08” as a momentary concession? I don’t blame you for not wanting to draw attention to your support of her while throwing out that blind item on Barack…
hardmannyc
Sounds like fu to me!
hardmannyc
fun – sounds like fun.
fredo777
Youtube yanked it for a reason + I don’t think it does us any good to have it spread around.
Trenton
I don’t think it does much good and it’s a serious buzzkill, but it doesn’t do so much harm either. Those who watch it and don’t find it pathetic are probably of the same mind as Janet Porker, up there.
For my part, I only hope that her middle name is Yunni (though with her comment on China’s forced abortion policy, I’m guessing it isn’t). Reason being, that would make her full name an anagram for “Ten Ton Rape Injury”. Only ever so rarely do I get so lucky…
howdy
Totally clutching at straws and scrambling to scare people to vote right – vote white. Idiots.
DairyQueen
CUNT!
cwm
Unfortunately, “Sarah Louise Heath Palin” is difficult for anagrams…too many Hs and As. Still, I managed:
A reptilian soul, she. Ha ha!
The hilarious anal phase.
Aha! She is a lupine harlot.
Has urinal heaps; I loathe!
Darth Paul
I don’t see why these fascists create their hateful material, but then retract it as soon as they get the attention they claim to want. I have much more respect for a consistent, unwavering bigot like Sally Kern than I do these callow b!tches like Porter.
Trenton: Churchill-y simply uses the religion/gay issues to poorly mask her racism. Ignore the hypocrisy…she will die miserable and alone (except for her parasites).
alex the sea turtle
That was laughable. Especially the censure portion. Palin was interested and asked about banning books = censure.
Disgusted American
Thats funny – cause’ I would think a McCain/Palin administration would be “The End of the World”….America would become MORE isolated,Hated,and Divided….the eventual end of America as we know it.
Waffle Twat
I couldn’t make it more than two minutes watching this failed abortion excreting verbal diarrhea.
The two-day-long Muslin terrist celebration was hilarious tho.
mark
THIS is what happens when Republicans attempt wit.
Just a teensy bit over the line….JESUS H CHIST is there any button these folks failed to push?
a word of critique
MODERATION
mark
It would be amusing to see what Jon Stewart or Colbert or Maher could do with this treasure trove of SCHLOCK.
Jaroslaw
Right wingers are entitled to their beliefs, unfortunately, no matter how many lies uphold them etc. What I don’t get is how they lambaste Obama or liberals and ignore all the tax fraud, cheating, purging of voter rolls etc. by their own. The Repulicans are religious and uphold Christian principles only long enough to get the stupid Christian right’s votes! Talk about WAKE UP AMERICA! Don’t these dummies know if the Republicans purge the USA of the middle class by giving everything to the corporations no one will have any money left to give to Church?
Dan
The comment about China is ridiculous. Once the government realized that people were having abortions in order to have a male child and simultaneously meet the one-(male)-child limit, they banned abortions for the purpose of having just a male child outright. This is a racist piece of shit.