Anti-Gay Law Student Claims Gays “Unnatural”

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Stephen Dunne’s lawsuit against the Massachusetts bar association just got dumber. If that’s possible, of course.

The failed lawyer filed a suit over a question on gay marriage, which Dunne skipped.

The suit says the question in question required applicants to “affirmatively accept, support and promote homosexual marriage and homosexual parenting.” The failed lawyer claims the question violated state law – which it doesn’t, because Massachusetts allows gay marriage – as well as his freedom of religion.

We’re not sure how, but Good As You obtained a PDF of Dunne’s lawsuit, which includes the following complaints:
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We can’t wait to hear how Dunne proves these points. If he can do in one trial what scientists have spent decades attempting, Dunne should earn more than his law license. He should get a seat on the fucking Supreme Court.

He’d fit right in.