New PM Promises EU Rights

Anti-Gay Polish PM Loses Election

There may be a new day rising in Poland.

Anti-gay Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski acknowledged a crushing defeat in this weekend’s election, thus opening the political way for the more evolved Donald Tusk (pictured).

Speaking after the win, Tusk said,

We went into this election in order to make everyone, without exception, feel good in their country, in their home. I thank everyone who, in an impartial way, has helped restore hope among Poles.

Speaking of restoring hope, Tusk vowed to bring Poland in line with European Union standards and practices, thus bringing Kaczynski’s exclusionary policies to an end.