Croatian priest Andro Ursic‘s one talented homophobic schmuck. Never in all our lives have we heard someone speak so poetically, so eloquently, so ridiculously about anal sex:
Two homosexuals join unnaturally and aggressively. Two screws cannot join, two nails cannot enter one another. True, there are several holes in a man that are intended for something else by nature and God’s plan. But a disoriented homosexual is trying to turn his penis into a drill and widen the hole of his partner where feces come out.
Now we know why people are gay: they’ve got a wicked case of vertigo.
To see some video of Ursic’s unorthodox sermonizing, jump away…
It’s actually sort of catchy, no?