Two Screws Don't Make A Right

Anti-Gay Priest Should Take His Show On The Road

Croatian priest Andro Ursic‘s one talented homophobic schmuck. Never in all our lives have we heard someone speak so poetically, so eloquently, so ridiculously about anal sex:

Two homosexuals join unnaturally and aggressively. Two screws cannot join, two nails cannot enter one another. True, there are several holes in a man that are intended for something else by nature and God’s plan. But a disoriented homosexual is trying to turn his penis into a drill and widen the hole of his partner where feces come out.

Now we know why people are gay: they’ve got a wicked case of vertigo.

To see some video of Ursic’s unorthodox sermonizing, jump away…
It’s actually sort of catchy, no?