Erotic-horror-movie-actress-turned-antigay-GOP-gubernatorial-candidate Tudor Dixon posted a new campaign ad to her social media pages this week, but based on the people’s reactions, it’s not going to win her any new supporters.
The 60-second spot features a gang of elderly bikers bitching about Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, complaining about everything from her COVID response to her plans to “keep killing babies” to the potholes in Michigan’s roads, which apparently she’s personally responsible for.
“Fix the damn roads!” the bikers gripe at the end of the video after plugging Dixon, who they refer to as “the other chick”, for governor of Michigan.
These great folks know exactly what @gretchenwhitmer has done to all of us. Thanks to the Gratiot County GOP for this video! pic.twitter.com/GbgvnftPfY
— Tudor Dixon (@TudorDixon) October 3, 2022
Despite being endorsed by Donald Trump, the latest FiveThirtyEight average finds Dixon trailing nearly a dozen points behind Whitmer. One poll, conducted by the Glengariff Group, found her a whopping 17 points behind the incumbent Democrat, with five weeks still to go before the election.
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Judging by the reaction to her latest campaign advert, which one local Detroit media outlet called “an ‘SNL’ skit gone bad”, Dixon isn’t going to see much of a bump in her abysmal poll numbers.
Here’s what folx are saying…
This makes all of you look ridiculous. And you posted it.
— Rex Chapman (@RexChapman) October 3, 2022
This is beyond fucking parody!!! Omfg.
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) October 3, 2022
Tell me Michigan doesn’t have a fine arts college, without telling me Michigan doesn’t have a fine arts college.
— Mike_Williams (@ArmChairPrez) October 3, 2022
You can almost smell the Ivermectin..
— ▄▀▄▄▀▄ (@geargodd) October 4, 2022
— Mo Latno Bill Phelan (@MoBill) October 3, 2022
Your supporters seem very natural and not at all coerced into doing this
— connectpoliticditto. (@cpoliticditto) October 3, 2022
Truly cannot believe you posted this.
— Keith Edwards (@keithedwards) October 3, 2022
Why would anyone want to listen to these people? Omg. How embarrassing for you.
— Regina Martin-Marston (@Marston4ca42) October 3, 2022
Thanks! I’ve always wondered what a bad acid flashback would be like!
— Brown Eyed Susan (@smc429) October 3, 2022
Relying on a geriatric biker gang to do your ads? And really, they look uncomfortable in those clothes. Sad.
— Greg Gabrielse (@newtons_third) October 3, 2022
If elected, Dixon has vowed to ban schools from talking about anything LGBTQ-related, police what bathrooms trans kids use, and “protect young girls from being forced to compete against biological boys” in sports. She also thinks Trump is God, drag queens are Satan, abortion is murder, and the 2020 election was rigged.
Prior to her recent foray into politics, the 45-year-old mother of four was an aspiring actress. According to IMDB, her film credits include the 2008 erotic thriller “LexiBaby” and a some weird sexy vampire web series called “Transitions.” She also appeared in the raunchy 2012 sex comedy/horror flick “Buddy BeBop vs the Living Dead”, which depicts women being attacked, sexual assaulted, and peed on by male zombies.
abfab
What makes this even more disgusting is the DUDE WITH THE LONG BLOND HAIR IS DONNIE RUSSO.
Kangol2
What? Really? Do these other bikers have any sense of what Mr. Russo used to be up to in the late 1990s and early 2000s?
abfab
These other bikers are actors and most likely Donnie’s clients who help him, even now, elongate his 10 inch nipples, smear him in used motor oil and talk dirty to him. Oh yeah, and they cut the meth before moving it on.
abfab
What? Really? Do these other bikers have any sense of what Mr. Trump used to be up to in the late 1990s and early 2000s?
Kangol2
You didn’t have to turn peevish, I was just asking a question. At first glance it doesn’t look like Donnie Russo, even taking into account the long hair, etc. which I why I asked.
Anyways, I doubt that if any of these folks are real supporters of Tudor Dixon and not actors they would care what Don the Con did at any point in his life, whereas they might not be so sanguine about Russo’s fisting, water-pumping, etc. videos!
BTW, I did just check and he is certainly living in Brooklyn and posting on Twitter (very NSFW)!
James
Another stupid republican nut job.
abfab
Russo’s always been a scary nut job. I’m not being judgey, I’m just stating a fact. And when you’re a drug addicted whore in your 70’s, if there’s $$ involved, hey, I’ll take the job. Thank god they didn’t give him too many lines…….ahem.
Consider This
These folks are the stuff of your worst nightmares.
jp47
No one in that abysmal commercial is Donnie Russo. Russo lives in either New York or New Jersey.
abfab
And you just fell off the turnip truck. And just in case that means nothing to you, I’ll have the OED help you out with this one:
”Someone who just fell off the turnip truck is naive, gullible, inexperienced, easily fooled, ignorant, unsophisticated, etc.”
Den
There is a vague resemblance. But I am willing to be this is simply speculation on your part. If you have verification, post it.
abfab
Den. Are you telling me you don’t have access to a computer?
bachy
i just don’t know what to believe about anything anymore…
Man About Town
They could certainly use a few more rehearsals…
abfab
It could be an outtake from Polyester or Female Trouble……(my sincere apologies to John Waters)
verstopcub
Nothing say class(y) like “Okay. Okay. I’m voting for the other chick…”
And the older dude isn’t Donnie Russo, not matter how much abfab professes. Look up DR with a beard and you can tell the growths aren’t the same. The voice isn’t the same. And DR doesn’t even live in Michigan. He lives in Brooklyn, New York. Poor trolly abfab.
abfab
Actors travel. By car, bus or plane. You should try it sometime. Oh you poor thing. Did I really make you do beard comparisons?
Jimmynj
Another MAGA loving nut job running for office. Anyone still supporting MAGA is an idiot and should seek psychiatric help.
Invader7
Or continue psychiatric help !!
mateo
Proud graduates all, of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art!
Invader7
Is that in Havana or Miami ?
dbmcvey
And it just keeps getting dumber.
Invader7
Just say…. ” No ” to drugs.. Look what happened to Tudor Jones’ supporters .. The middle 2 look psychotic …