Anti-Semitism, Kidnapping All In A Day’s Work For Foreskin Man

Oddly, Monster Mohel doesn’t make the cut but there’s still blood on his scissors—maybe it’s old blood from his last customer? Eww.

Also, when Mohel tells Foreskin Man that he’ll just come back and circumcise Glick later, Foreskin Man does what anyone concerned for a child’s well-being would do—he kidnaps the baby and then gives it to Tia Kumming, the Amazonian leader of the Intactivist Underground who spends her time burning “circumstraints” at the Ocean Beach Pier Fire Pits.

Way to go Foreskin Man. Let a bunch of beach hippies raise young Glick. Great.