Anti-LGBTQ activist Charlie Kirk is trending on Twitter this morning after he had a little freak out over yesterday’s Super Bowl halftime performance featuring Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Blige, Dr. Dre, Kendrick Lamar, and Eminem.
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“The NFL is now the league of sexual anarchy,” the 28-year-old rage tweeted. “This halftime show should not be allowed on television.”
The NFL is now the league of sexual anarchy. This halftime show should not be allowed on television.
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) February 14, 2022
We honestly have no idea what Kirk, who founded the antigay hate group Turning Point USA in 2012, is even talking about. As far as Super Bowl halftime shows go, yesterday’s was pretty tame compared to previous years.
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The most “scandalous” thing about it were Mary J. Blige’s thighs which, frankly, looked incredible in custom-made boots and a matching bodysuit embellished with 10,000 Swarovski crystals designed by Peter Dundas.
This isn’t the first time Kirk has talked about “sexual anarchy.” Last year on his podcast, he accused Democrats of being sex-crazed perverts, saying they wanted to force Americans to live where “there is no cultural identity, where you live in sexual anarchy, where private property is a thing of the past, and the ruling class controls everything.”
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Shortly after making the remarks about yesterday’s Super Bowl performance, Kirk found himself the laughingstock of Twitter, and deservedly so.
Here’s what people are saying…
Charlie Kirk got a boner during the halftime show and he doesn’t know what to do.
— Kate ??? (@ImSpeaking13) February 14, 2022
Charlie Kirk was 10 when Janet Jackson had her wardrobe malfunction, so it’s not surprising that his definition of “sexual anarchy” is a little bit off.
— Rex Zane (@rexzane1) February 14, 2022
Charlie Kirk ran over to his wife’s bedroom and made her turn the halftime show off.
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) February 14, 2022
Charlie Kirk’s frustration with Eminem is so strange. He generally loves white people wearing hoods.
— Santiago Mayer (@santiagomayer_) February 14, 2022
Charlie Kirk insists next year’s halftime act perform exclusively in the missionary position
— Allen Weisselberger (@weisselbergers) February 14, 2022
I have not watched the NFL in years, but Charlie Kirk might convince me to pic.twitter.com/dABS9ECgJi
— Dylan Burns?????? (@DylanBurns1776) February 14, 2022
Charlie Kirk’s wife engages in sexual anarchy with her magic wand every time he leaves the house.
— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) February 14, 2022
Wait- Charlie Kirk is… married?!? ?
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) February 14, 2022
Charlie Kirk called last night's half-time show "sexual anarchy".
I hate this. Not just because it shows how out of touch and puritanical the right is, but because I will never, ever, come up with a better band name than "Sexual Anarchy."
— Steve Hofstetter (@SteveHofstetter) February 14, 2022
Charlie Kirk thinks sexual anarchy is the belief that the female orgasm exists.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 14, 2022
Charlie Kirk wouldn’t know sexual anarchy if it sat on his face
— Tony Michaels ? (@thetonymichaels) February 14, 2022
Charlie Kirk: if vaginal dryness were a person. pic.twitter.com/Fzm4dwNhCm
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) February 14, 2022
Graham Gremore is the Features Editor and a Staff Writer at Queerty. Follow him on Twitter @grahamgremore.
Cam
Kirk couldn’t come out and say what was really bothering him. That Black people were performing at the Superbowl, so he had to make up some other reason to hate it.
Kangol2
Kirk has racist incel stamped all over his face, no matter who he may actually be with.
GrizzleyMichael
Hello he has the biggest head in the whole world that his mother still hasn’t recover from having him
Jim
And why is this young man obsessed with sex?
Yep his personal perversion will be revealed shortly
carllonghorn
So this is the whitest guy in the world to start, and as mentioned, it probably was not the sex he had issue with (because there really wasn’t any). I don’t understand why folks can’t just turn off the TV if they don’t like what’s on, or just change the channel to some Christian station. Same with book banning – just put the book down and move on to Nicholas Sparks. But no, we all have to think alike…
Mack
Personally I’m not a rap fan. I would love for some oldies. But the show did look good from what I saw, I was doing other things during half time. I thought it was good that it had the rappers since the majority of the players were black and face it, the Super Bowl this year was in a black area.
THAT Steve
I agree, Mack. It’s not my cup of tea either usually no matter the quality of it. Kirk just needs someone to explain to him that not liking something doesn’t make it bad. Preferably on a two by four swung at him.
johncp56
He needs his mangina moistened, nothing like Christian love?/hate
Mr-DJ
He needs to take a page out of Jimmy Carter’s legacy and ask for forgiveness for “Lusting in his Heart”, since he apparently sees sex in everything. Or was he lurking behind the bleachers while we were watching the half-time show of superstars?
Essie
I didn’t actually sit down and watch the half-time show but, from what I did see, it was business as usual. So, I have no clue what this sexually repressed white man is talking about. Just turn it off if you don’t like it. Seriously. He needs to chill. (And try to get a tan because he is REALLY white.)
Baldmedic64
Umm….. Charlie who?
A 28 year old nobody is getting face time on Queerty and even though it is negative press, it is still attention he doesn’t warrant.
I’m annoyed with myself for responding, but I have had several large vodkas.
Please ignore this pointless waste of space and let him swim in the void of insignificance he so richly earned himself at no real cost to everyone else.
Brian
Like it or not, he is incredibly influential. He founded a political group that expanded quickly and got included in all the major GOP events (national conventions, presidential campaigns, etc.) Yes, he’s a dumb fool, but he’s also a consequential one.
spunkfunker
He’s just mad because he got a funny feeling in his underpants area from seeing all the men up there. I’ll bet he lost it when Marshall kneeled!
concretebleach
Republicans always wet the bed on stupid shit. Potato Head, children’s books, dolls, cartoon characters with red bags. The list goes on and on
Kevan1
Looks like a closet case self hating Queen.
wikidBSTN
Dude looks like a freaky puppet.
Jaquelope
” Last year on his podcast, he accused Democrats of being sex-crazed perverts, saying they wanted to force Americans to live where “there is no cultural identity, where you live in sexual anarchy, where private property is a thing of the past, and the ruling class controls everything.” Wait. Isn’t that what the Republican Evangelical “Christians” want for us? Has anybody ever told him that sexual anarchy has been going on for thousands of years, and very few people have ever complained, because humans don’t like being to how they can love, or WHO they can love?
Kangol2
The treasonous, psychotic goon they all worship, Don the Con, is about as much of a “sexual anarchist” as you can get. Three wives (the first of whom accused him of raping her), a long friendship with a notorious pedophile (Jeffrey Epstein, who claimed he introduced Con to his third wife, Melania), accusations of rape and sexual assault for two dozen women (including an ongoing case involving E. Jean Carroll), a recording of him bragging about sexually assaulting women, being implicated in illegal campaign payments to silence a porn star he had an affair with (his personal attorney went to prison for this): all of this “sexual anarchy” exists in the person of Don the Con Trump and Charlie Kirk worships him. So what the hell is he talking about?
GavinakaWirrrn
If this guy isn’t caught naked in bed doing coke off the abs of several rentboys before long, I will eat my hat
Terrycloth
There are thousands of Rock and pop acts they could have chosen instead they gave us this ? A new low..what is the next one gonna be , Yoko Ono ? You mean nobody asked Barry Manilow..?
spunkfunker
OK Boomer! Glad to know that rock and pop are the only genres of music that matter. Maybe next year they can get the Andrews Sisters or Mitch Miller.
DannyBoyTO
These same people don’t get upset with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders
Cam
We’re going to find out that this guy is paying male hookers to pee on him. He is far too obsessed with calling everyone else perverts. He has some secrets in his closet.
gus.lightner
Jimmy Swaggart, Jerry Falwell Jr. – better make some room ! Charlie’s on his way.
scotty
racist goons that look gay AF for 2000 please Alex (rip)
radiooutmike
Charlie Kirk looks like his facial features are too small for his head.
It is like someone put CK in Photoshop, selected his facial features in the selection box and hit reduce.
Tombear
Doesn’t Kirk sell “Relief Factor” or some other scam on television?