It’s safe to say that very few people like Ted Cruz, the walking, talking bible study class who’s been plotting world domination from an awfully young age. Imagine you’re having fun at a party and in walks Ted Cruz. Damn, that’s one crappy party now.
But just because people don’t like him doesn’t mean he can’t like people — he’s a human being, OK?!
And now you can add one more thing the list of things we know he likes — bisexual adult films.
Or more specifically, this one, which he ‘liked’ on Twitter on September 11th:
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The film Ted liked has a plot line, too. You know, for production value.
In it, a “cheating mom” has sex with her stepdaughter and a man.
Naturally, a veritable hurricane of backlash quickly befell the ‘family values’ spouting GOP senator.
As PinkNews points out, Cruz put forward a brief as Texas’ solicitor general that defended a ban on the sale of sex toys. And because Jesus, there was also a condemnation of masturbation squeezed in there.
It said that “there is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.” Talk dirty.
Sexual Posts, the account that originally shared the steamy video clip, was kind enough to thank their high profile fan:
Then they followed that up by changing their Twitter bio to: “Follow for the Same Porn @TedCruz Watches ?”.
We’re not sure that’s the best marketing decision, but people are into some freaky stuff out there so who knows?
Ted’s hypocritical “like” has been reverberating across Twitter to the amusement of many:
Ted Cruz liking a porn tweet on 9/11 is honestly the first moment of happiness American politics has brought me since Trump won #NeverForget pic.twitter.com/SHYQYTXzvG
— Contra ? (@ContraPoints) September 12, 2017
Weird Ted Cruz is into human porn.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 12, 2017
Only thing about Ted Cruz that I relate to.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) September 12, 2017
'Ted Cruz jerks off to incest porn on 9/11' is the most American headline you could imagine. Americans should have to salute to it.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 12, 2017
Good morning, Europe. While we were asleep Ted Cruz liked a porn-tweet. On 9/11. Let's do something about this time zone nonsense asap.
— Sofie Hagen (@SofieHagen) September 12, 2017
ted cruz's staff doesnt know what a like is and reported the tweet https://t.co/ErUVMyoY7m
— lvl 45 chaos potus (@thetomzone) September 12, 2017
Why did more of us *not* have "Ted Cruz porn microscandal" on our 9/11 bingo cards, is really the question
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) September 12, 2017
somewhere in texas mcmansion, ted cruz is sleeping, blissfully unaware of the maelstrom of horror that awaits him in the morning
— giving hi fives from a moving car (@KrangTNelson) September 12, 2017
When asked about his online browsing habits, Ted just did this:
KaiserVonScheiss
Beautiful.
jckfmsincty
Ted is just trying to reach out to the bi-sexual, Republican, cowboy community.
NateOcean
So the 16th anniversary of the 9-11 attacks on America gave Ted Cruz a boner? It’s to be expected.
And with a face like his, you *know* he’s forced to jack off a lot, so porn is a natural part of it.
Nothing to be ashamed of, Ted.
stadacona
All men jerk off to porn. All of us. Some lie about it (ted Cruz).
gmale
Didn’t he earlier say he believed in using corporal punishment on his daughter?
This make a lot of sense now!