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Antigay ‘family values’ Ted Cruz caught liking bisexual adult film on 9/11

It’s safe to say that very few people like Ted Cruz, the walking, talking bible study class who’s been plotting world domination from an awfully young age. Imagine you’re having fun at a party and in walks Ted Cruz. Damn, that’s one crappy party now.

But just because people don’t like him doesn’t mean he can’t like people — he’s a human being, OK?!

And now you can add one more thing the list of things we know he likes — bisexual adult films.

Or more specifically, this one, which he ‘liked’ on Twitter on September 11th:

The film Ted liked has a plot line, too. You know, for production value.

In it, a “cheating mom” has sex with her stepdaughter and a man.

Naturally, a veritable hurricane of backlash quickly befell the ‘family values’ spouting GOP senator.

As PinkNews points out, Cruz put forward a brief as Texas’ solicitor general that defended a ban on the sale of sex toys. And because Jesus, there was also a condemnation of masturbation squeezed in there.

It said that “there is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship.” Talk dirty.

Sexual Posts, the account that originally shared the steamy video clip, was kind enough to thank their high profile fan:

A screen shot of AdulttPosts' tweet thanking Cruz for watching.

Then they followed that up by changing their Twitter bio to: “Follow for the Same Porn @TedCruz Watches ?”.

We’re not sure that’s the best marketing decision, but people are into some freaky stuff out there so who knows?

Ted’s hypocritical “like” has been reverberating across Twitter to the amusement of many:

When asked about his online browsing habits, Ted just did this: