While the majority of Christian extremists have moved on to throwing tantrums over the new red cups at Starbucks, at least one internet troll is still upset about last month’s Campbell’s Star Wars soup commercial featuring two gay dads.
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A woman named Jess Hicks was “so sick of this homosexual agenda” that she decided to voice her frustrations on Campbell’s official Facebook page: “You sell soup, not but [sic] sex!”
Unbeknownst to Hicks, another internet troll saw her comment and created a fake Facebook account under the username “Campbells For Help.”
Minutes later, Campbells For Help responded: “Hello, Jess Hicks! It seems you have somehow mistook two men feeding their child soup as a pornographic film depicting anal stimulation?”
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An argument quickly ensued, with Hicks growing increasingly more angry at the troll, writing in ALL CAPS and even whipping out an exclamation point. A screenshot was later uploaded to Imgur and has been viewed more than half a million times.
Check out the ridiculous exchange below…
h/t: Attitude
Rodney Hom
Haha
Rocco Vader
Felicia wants straight soup…bye
Grant Mealey
That’s effin great!!
Nathan Eidelson
Frostey ð?¤?ð?»ð?¤?ð?¼ð?¤?ð?½ð?¤?ð?¾ð?¤?ð?¿
Chris Trahan
lolz
Tony Chaplinski
what can you expect from a butt head
Jordan Kalash
I swear dis generation now- all they do is bitch and moan about everything and god forbid u got to be politically correction- city hall cant even have a Christmas manger up anymore without sumone crying
Marco Tremblay
Puritan bitch
Dustin Creighton
Poor Christians bitching right Jordan Kalash? Smh
George Broadway
WHAT ??? They make canned butt sex???? Where can I buy a case or 12???
Desert Boy
I’ve never heard a logical definition of the “homosexual agenda”? This Bible-thumping heffa is out of her damned mind.
Will Glitzern
Did someone say but sex?!
Steven Burr
Don’t you wish these people could learn to SPELL! it’s BUTT, Bitch maybe you outta try it.
Glücklich
Dumb fucking bitch just set karma in motion. Her little precious child will turn into the biggest disco ball queen this side of Liberace *after* her husband runs off with the sitter because Mother Jess refuses to do the “unnatural acts” in the boudoir her husband craves.
Lee Hogan Holden
butthurt much?
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Douglas Dookie Spence
Campbell’s is selling butt sex? I’ve got to get me to the grocery store and buy me some soup!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or perhaps I should shake the hand of every employee there for their hard work and the work they do in the community. They donate a great deal of their products to local food banks and Soup Kitchens to help feed the less fortunate or homeless. Geee….I guess that makes them a terrible Corporation. I suggest this lady gets her priorities in order and goes out to a Soup Kitchen and volunteers for just one day….if she can even last that long. And BTW while she’s there she will be serving up food to a variety of ppl including members of the LGBTQ community as well as many people of other faiths other than Christian.
Giancarlo85
Jess sounds like some of the anti-gay posters on here… like aliengod and CWM85.
Anyways, that was a total owning. You can’t help someone crazy and fanatical who is filled with such anger and hatred.
Mike Smith
Jebus idiots floating in the soup
Avery Alvarez
I think that if she got f-ed in the ass, maybe she wouldn’t be so uptight.
Alan David Smith
campbells soup is part of labels for education. witch helps elementry schools get. things for children. and they have damn good soup. ok subject closed. and could someone please give me a rational explanation. as to what the hell the “gay agenda” is.i am 45 and still no clue.
Bo Hamrk
I guess she meant to say…I’d do ANYTHING except for “but sex”. Poor woman. Maybe if she did that she would not have a child to raise as a bigot such as her. Hopefully, he will find his own way/path in life and she will probably kick him out like all the demimonde women do when their child comes out. 🙁
BlueRoyale
@Glücklich: LOL The sitter being probably a dude. And I bet he wouldn’t be the first one to go gay after spending some time with her.
Sheldon Siegel
Well that explains Warhol’s fascination with the can. Lol
clhs
Ha ha, you brainless fucking bitch.
Realitycheck
Some one should inform Jess there is a connection between homophobia and mental diseases….
Colin Thompson
Since when was But spelt with one t …… someone needs educating !! ð???
okbye
@Tony Chaplinski: You mean “but” head?
It is very telling that people like this are almost always uneducated. Or just stupid.
LordRochiel
@Realitycheck: Uh I have a mental disorder, I’m not this stupid, Neither is anyone else I know, no Homophobia Is stupidity pure and simple *nods*
mzvee
Might I suggest she start with a nice alphabet soup? Then maybe she could practice spelling before she whips out her intellect on us poor, unsuspecting Campbell’s souper’s.
Eric Stockstill
Butt sex is wonderful…my prostate Thx me every time.
gaym50ish
Almost all lesbians and a third of gay men do NOT practice anal sex. And, according to a 2011 study by the Centers for Disease Control and the National Center for Health Statistics, 44 percent of straight men and 38 percent of straight women DO practice anal sex.
So, given that straight people are an OVERWHELMING majority, it’s obvious that there’s a lot more butt sex being practiced by straight people.
So, if her problem is with “butt sex,” shouldn’t she be complaining about the commercials featuring straight couples instead of gay couples?
Glücklich
@Eric Stockstill:
I envy you. Nothing back there’s ever tickled my fancy. Luckily I prefer topping.
Daniel Schmitt
Ppl r so dumb and ignorant!!!!
Dochan
@Jordan Kalash: Your spelling and grammar makes me want to cry…
polypal
@Alan David Smith: at one point Jay Leno speculated that the gay agenda was as follows: up at 6, gym at 7, Starbucks at 8 and work at 9.
queertyblows
The lady was right. They promote the lifestyle. It has nothing to do with soup, and is possible because of the starwars movie label. They took advantage to solicit gays or advertise their executives beliefs.
Nahald
I never knew that it was the soup I ate as a kid (and still do ) made me gay.
Louis
LOL and that commercial was absolutely adorable.