Every time antigay Pastor Kevin Swanson opens his mouth the shit just flies — sometimes literally — and his latest rant is no exception.
Last week, Swanson bragged on his radio show about the “amazingly successfully” National Religious Liberties Conference held in Iowa earlier this month, during which he declared he was totally, 100 percent “not kidding” when he said he’d spread poop all over himself if his son ever married another man.
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“I’d spread it all over my body,” he preached. “That’s what I would do and I’m not kidding! I’m not laughing!”
He also said gay people were covered in “gaping sores” with “smiley faces” carved into them and that they should repent or be sentenced to death, among other things.
After video of that speech went viral, Swanson’s team quickly got to scrubbing the internet of its existence. Luckily, Right Wing Watch was able to obtain a copy for posterity.
On Friday, Swanson finally spoke about the “media firestorm” that followed his truly insane on-camera meltdown, during which he seemed to imply that he is God.
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“Any time the nation has taken up a fight with the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, the Creator of the universe,” he said, “you don’t pick a fight with the Creator of all of the galaxies, all of the planets, this entire solar system!”
He continued: “You don’t pull together a couple of ants and lift a fist to the Almighty and think you can get away with it. This is, I think, the reason why the media firestorm — we have touched the conscience of a nation and they realize they’re in trouble, they’re in trouble with the God of the universe!”
Touched the conscience of a nation? More like the funny bone.
Keep dreaming, Pastor Swanson.
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h/t: Right Wing Watch
Kangol
He’s clearly certifiably crazy. There is a hospital room and a psychiatrist waiting for him at Bellevue.
He ought to pay them or the nearest mental health care facility a visit, because he is very, very, very mentally ill and delusional.
AtticusBennett
he also has a face destined for the Sexual Predators Registry.
Damon
He is like a toddler acting out. It’s all a bit sad and pathetic ultimately. I think I’ll just pity him if that’s ok.
Fredrick Bertz
Radical Christian Imam inciting terrorism.
Tony Chaplinski
I believe he is nuts and his followers too
Paul Fucetola
What a fucking lunatic!!
Brian JC Kneeland
smear away!
Joe Bump
Have at it you bastard
Ron Freake
Coralee Cole bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Kevin J Desmond
Hmm … he’ll smear poop all over himself, sounds like that freak is into scat.
Ron King
Don’t bother u’s still unappealing.
Dennis Gordon
Hope it happens soon. I want to see the post
Chris Vogel
All very Christian.
David Barney Wilson
I hope he posts it
Uncle Mark
Usually, a smear campaign is about someone smearing crap about you, not you smearing crap on yourself. I saw him in a bagel shop the other day. He asked for a bagel and a smear…and then it got ugly. ;^)
Roxann Fraser
He sounds pretty kinky.
Will Glitzern
Let’s turn him over to ISIS
1EqualityUSA
WHAT HAPPENED to him at the age of five?
James
He is a sack of shit.
GayEGO
Oh! Pastor Kevin Swanson is just waiting for this to happen, he sounds like he is in to scatology! :>)
Jason Barrett
This is what a fucked up crazy ass religious nut case looks like…!!!
dwes09
@Alistair Wiseman: He in fact said he would smear shit all over himself, whether quoted or paraphrased. And clearly in the other QUOTED COMMENTS he believes he is the agent of God,and his actions represent God’s will.
If you are in fact gay (and other comments of yours imply you are not, but simply a right wing hetero troll here to stir shit…and perhaps also smear it on yourself?), why are you taking pains to defend this man’s rhetoric? Why are you using reasonable opposition to someone who calls for the death penalty for LGB people as an opportunity to smear progressive politics you seem to have no understanding of?
Bottom Line:The one who does not place a value on truth (or is too confused to see it) is quite clearly you.
Ian Watson
FUCKING NUTTER!
EXTREMELY DANGEROUS MAN, SHOULD BE LOCKED UP,
SHOULD NOT BE UNDER ESTIMATED HOW DANGEROUS
HE IS,
COMPLETELY EVIL,
Chris
@1EqualityUSA: Maybe the only Sears-catalog pages left in his outhouse were those of men in their tighty-whities….and so, a fetish was born!
1EqualityUSA
The truth is, not to be sidelined by Alistair’s grammar lesson, that three Republican presidential candidates actually felt that being seen at this “kill-the-gays” event would help their careers. That is the meaning of obsolete.
1EqualityUSA
out house! wow, you may be overestimating this hick’s living conditions. Though in Costa Rica, I knew a guy who lived in a converted chicken coop. He was the coolest guy in the jungle.
Baba Booey Fafa Fooey
He should team up with Michael Lucas.
Jim Guinnessey
Well it’s no surprise that Swanson(and Ted Cruz, Tony Perkins, Bryan Fischer Mike Huckabee, Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, etc.) are all full of shit!
aliengod
Pastor Swanson would be really successful in the gay porn industry. He missed his calling.
jennytull
These people are our enemies. There is no compromise. Religion is a disease that has rotted his mind and turned him into a rabid beast.
Alistair Wiseman
@dwes09:
Thank you for proving my point.
You stated, “He in fact said he would smear shit all over himself, whether quoted or paraphrased.”
You, as well as the author, do not know what quotation marks represent.
You stated, “If you are in fact gay (and other comments of yours imply you are not, but simply a right wing hetero troll here to stir shit…and perhaps also smear it on yourself?)…”
Yes, according to the gay left, I must think like everyone else in the gay community. I dare I stray from the gay plantation. Apparently, if I do not believe in the monolithic groupthink of the gay left, even my gayness is called into question.
You stated, “…why are you taking pains to defend this man’s rhetoric?”
Where did I “defend this man’s rhetoric”? Asking that the author of this piece to be accurate and honest is not defending “this man’s rhetoric”.
I stated that the Left does not place a value on truth. The Left values many things, but the truth is not a priority.
Thank you for your response. It is just one more example that the truth is insignificant when there is a bigger leftist narrative to follow.