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Antoine Dodson Has Officially Produced An Heir, Vows To “Help” Son Be Straight

Father and son

God help us. It’s finally happened. In addition to converting to the Hebrew Israelite faith, Antoine Dodson is no longer gay, and, on top of that, he has become a father.

Over the weekend, the “hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya husbands … cause they rapin’ everybody out here” neighborhood watchman tweeted a picture of himself and his newborn son, along with the caption: “He’s here, I’m officially a dad, 6 lbs 7 oz 19 in long!!”

Yesterday, Dodson told TMZ he believes the “gay lifestyle” is “wrong” and “anti-religious.” He also said that if his son grows up to be gay, he will love him regardless.  

“I wouldn’t be shocked because I lived that life before,” Dodson said. “I would try and get him help.”

He continued: “Even if he couldn’t be fixed it doesn’t matter because I still support him no matter what.”

Isn’t that sweet?

Congratulations, Antoine. (And good luck, little baby.)