Archie’s Comic Book Pals Get Gayer (And Darker) Than Ever

Forget the gay character in the Archie comic book—Riverdale High has a closet full of secrets ready to burn the school down. Not only does this fictional trailer feature two-timing Archie, his envious rival Reggie, and steroid-addicted Moose, it also explains why Jughead binge eats and just how heated Betty and Veronica’s romantic rivalry can get. Your childhood comics just grew up and developed serious self-esteem issues. [via]