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Are Gays On A Mission To Force Christians Into Liking Anal Sex And Bestiality?

Bad news, fellas. Pat Robertson’s onto us!

In his latest televised rant, 279-year-old Robertson cautioned 700 Club viewers that gay people are on a clandestine mission to force all Christians to embrace anal and oral sex and endorse sex with dogs.

“The gays…are gonna make you conform to them!” Robertson warned. “You’re gonna say you like anal sex, you like oral sex, you like bestiality! …Sooner or later you’re gonna have to conform your beliefs!”

“What’s so terrible about havin’ sex with animals?” Robertson continues. “Well, that’s what’s gonna come next! …It is a weird world we live in and, ladies and gentlemen, please note that your Christian beliefs are gonna be under assault at every single phase of your life!”

He also weighed in on the recent controversy involving a pizzeria in Indiana that vowed never to cater a gay wedding.

“Most gays, if they’re havin’ a wedding, don’t want pizzas,” Robertson said. “They want cake.”

We never thought we’d say this, but we have to agree with Pat on that one. No self-respecting gay couple would ever deign to serve pizza at their wedding!

See the nonsense for yourself in the video below: