We’re usually not huge fans of scripted pornos… unless they’re about former totally-not-gay Republican congressman Aaron Schock.
Titan Men has just announced an Schock-inspired skin flick which it plans to release later this year. “Cauke for President” will follow a hot homophobic lawmaker by the name of “Mike Cauke,” who engages in a clandestine affair with a young male staffer that ultimately sets off “a chain reaction of political intrigue and… of course, sex.”
Sounds intriguing.
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To promote the film, a Schock-esque Instagram account with pictures of the non-politican lounging by a poolside in Palm Springs, rocking some designer shades in an orange grove, and catching some UV rays at the beach has been created. A Twitter account for Mr. Cauke was also set up and has already accumulated nearly 500 followers and generated more than 250, including one sent directly to Queerty:
@Queerty Welcome to my world…..#TurquoiseBelt pic.twitter.com/j9Fly8YiBf
— Mike Cauke 2016 (@MikeCauke) January 11, 2016
Then, of course, there’s the “Mike Cauke” website, where supporters can buy “Mike Cauke” T-shirts and read about their favorite political sex animal, who is described on the site’s “Meet Cauke” page as “a former college tight end on his college football team and all-around jock, Cauke loves sports, staying fit, and anything to do with balls or bats.” Get to know Mike Cauke in the campaign video below…
My new campaign ad just dropped RT if you believe that together we can make America great again! pic.twitter.com/FomvSqCiP9 — Mike Cauke 2016 (@MikeCauke) December 15, 2015
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mastik8
That was a rhetorical question, right?
Victor Barry
I’d do Aaron. Just sayin’. Won’t vote for him though.
Sweetie Pie
Aaron is a bottom…I can see him grabbing his ankles in a gay flick
NoCagada
@Sweetie Pie: Republican power bottom
martinbakman
Together let’s make America gay again.
Masc Pride
Only if he’s in it. I’d even be totally satisfied with a solo.
@Victor Barry: In a heartbeat!
DCguy
So how long will it be before they quietly let Schock out of all charges with no penalties?
Captain Obvious
@Sweetie Pie: Oh his back with his legs in the air, just as lazy as ever.
Captain Obvious
@Sweetie Pie: On his back with his legs in the air, just as lazy as ever.
Desert Boy
Aaron Shock voted against every piece of federal legislation aimed at improving the lives of gay Americans.
Not only do I have ZERO interest in a Shock porn movie but I find it more than a little odd that there are people who say they would screw him. I mean, yuck.