– Hello, new reason [read: only reason] to like football.
– Lady Gaga‘s Russian concert promoters have been fined for gay propaganda. Think of all those poor Russian kids who are now gay because of that Mother Monster.
– Meanwhile, Gaga was a hit on SNL over the weekend, though my favorite part was when she and R. Kelly dry-humped each other during “Do What U Want”:
– Britney Spears sprung a leak when the song “Alien” “accidentally” got out earlier today.
– In what can only be called the role of a lifetime, if it was a very short life, Meryl Fucking Streep has been approached to play noted “dreamer” Susan Boyle in a proposed biopic.
– The trailer for HBO’s highly-anticipated gay dramedy Looking features nudity, hot beards, hot mustaches and of course some highly-anticipated nudity: