Are You Sending Gay Texts While Driving? *Crash*

If this (excellent) Text From Last Night was sent while either of these folks were driving:

(515): Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
(1-515): Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.

… the risk of them crashing was increased by 2,300 percent. No wonder senators are trying to ban texting while driving.