Last week we asked whether Blake Mitchell knows something about Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson that only a few — financé Arianna Grande definitely among them — know?
Well, it appears we have confirmation from an inside source.
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Just to recap, Mitchel took to Twitter to speculate about the supposed magnitude of Davidson’s… talent.
How about we take this to the next level?
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Now Arianna herself has waded into the ongoing conversation.
A fan recently tweeted at her:
“How long is Pete?” the fan asked, quickly clarifying that she’s referring to the planned interlude dedicated to him on Grande’s upcoming album.
But in a since-deleted reply, Grande came back with:
Well OK then! It appears Ms. Grande has matched with Mr. Grande.
Chrisk
Well with 10″ if the SNL gig doesn’t work out he can always do porn..
gothvixen
She’s the size of a teeny tiny bird, is she able to judge? Is she able to walk?
Greg
I’m sure she’s lovin’ it.
crowebobby
My mother was 5’0″ and I weight 10 lbs. at birth so, like most a**holes, a v-j will stretch a mile before it will give an inch. Not even 10″ could make me find Pete’s body attractive, but he is the cutest guy on TV. Like mutt with a dislocated jaw.
Chrisk
Now I know you’re not in your 80s. No guy that old would ever be as picky.
darkanser
A butthole while remotely similar is NOT a VJJ,……..just saying……;-)
Stephen
I was a 9 lb baby. Took 12 stitches to repair her inside and 6-7 outside. Like penis sizes Small to XXL, vaginas are different in construction and depth. Too big always hits hard against the back of the vagina.
My Dad is 12”. My Mom is tall but has limited depth. She called it ‘24 years of aggressive rape constantly trying to get more in. Even badgering for years to go rear door.’
She never had sex after her divorce. He remarried 2 months after divorce papers were signed. Wisely, he tried the cow before he bought her, she was not a virgin! A viper and a witch, but we focus on gratitude someone is caring for him at 90.
The second wife could take a fire hose. Secret of their 40 years.
So tiny woman, 4’9”, Big depth.
Tall woman, 5’9”. Short depth.
It is anatomy 101. Human Biology & Sexuality.
That’s why savings oneself for marriage is the worst ever idea!
An incompatibility in the bedroom is easy. Work with it, or know your limits and go your own ways. The second proposal she had at the same time is a model well loved multi millionaire. He would have been a perfect husband in bed, home, monogamous, finances, well read, educated intellectual and sportsman. She went for the cute dud and go a bee stuck in her veil walking into the church. Warning!?
Upside. Grateful the two married. I am here.
electrongreen
Vile who cares, they are all trash.
crowebobby
Chrisk: A little late in replying, but I’m 81 and a half and getting pickier by the day. For one thing, it’s all in the head now with very little physical need. Plus anything I’d be getting from now on I’d be paying for so I could afford to be picky. Berlin’s gay neighborhood has a selection of Roma boys ranging from just barely legal to late 30’s and from bottom of the barrel to full on 10’s. (We get old an ugly to the outside world but in our heads we remain young; and it has nothing to do with intelligence, so don’t think you’ll escape it.) And buttholes and VJJ’s, though not necessarily similar, will both stretch a great deal
DrEvel1
I’m only 75, but I agree with everything you say here. Never been to Berlin, but it sounds entertaining. Can’t afford to pay for company, but I still have a couple of friends who stop by from time to time. The desire doesn’t go away; it just becomes more and more ironic.
YasherL
@DrEvel1: Ironic? How so?
Stephen
Bottom line, women have depth issues like men have length issues.
Case in point a vagina that’s limited to 7” meets a guy with 12”.
In 1950 they married first. Being sexually incompatible and cause of divorce!
After 20 years of what 1st wife called ‘rape’ (even w/attempted ‘back door’ efforts).
He remarries a woman with a deeper v.j. And they lived happily ever after. 43 years.
1st wife dates first husband’s cousin. Ex husband’s Mothers side, sad outcome. Cousin X is identical size! 12”.
1st wife never has sex again in her lifetime after 45.
So let’s get on board with reality. Try sex before marriage for the good of all concerned. I might not be here had they not struggled for 20 years. But it was a dreadful life 365 days a year! But at least the 12” DNA became a recessive gene.
Grandchild and children (makes all 8”+/-.). Yes we all talked about it.