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Artist Turns Entire “Spongebob” Cast Into Hot Young Twinks

tumblr_n8zhreZcOa1snxeupo1_1280If you didn’t find Spongebob Squarepants sexually attractive before today, things are about to change.

An intensely creative fan of Nickelodeon’s highest-grossing animated television series has reimagined the entire cast as starry-eyed twinks, albeit in a much less sexual way than most of these fan-generated art projects end up. Previous scandal has revealed that Spongebob is actually asexual, but this new super-twink Spongebob is anything but.

The images below began circulating on Tumblr to wild fanfare last weekend — a username comprised of either Chinese, Japanese or Korean characters suggest these images were ripped from Chinese microblogging site Weibo. (We’ll update when we discover the artist!)

Below, check out Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Plankton as certified HILFs (Humans I’d Like to [be] Friends [with]):

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13 Comments

  • Charlie in Charge

    If nautical nonsense is something you wish…
    SpongeBob SquarePants!
    Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

  • DarkZephyr

    I am trying to resist the urge to be a d**k about this, because first of all, I am attracted to twinks myself among other body types, including older men with some fur and the artist did do a pretty amazing job. Its just that for some reason I always bristle when youth is made out to be THE ideal of beauty, I guess. But we all have our preferences so I will try to calm down. lol

  • ingyaom

    “Youth without beauty always has attraction; beauty without youth has none.”
    -Arthur Schopenhauer

  • DarkZephyr

    @ingyaom: Arthur Schopenhauer sounds like a pedo.

  • Charlie in Charge

    @DarkZephyr: I think any time there is a lineup of similar looking guys a part of us thinks “But what about the…” But that’s not this artist’s cup of tea.

  • Rockjonny

    “either Chinese, Japanese, or Korean”?

    Nice one Queerty.

  • tricky ricky

    none of these twinks were imbued with the qualities which are the essence of the characters they are meant to portray. they are nothing but soulless constructs which look vaguely twilighty.

  • offbeatoh86

    I always thought of Patrick as more of a Bear.

  • dcguys

    Still not interested in Spongebob Squarepants.

  • Thad1527

    But none of these pictures shows the square pants? I like legs!

  • Stache99

    What do young drag queens have to do with sponge bob squarepants?

  • stranded

    Except for maybe Spongebob, none of them really capture the essence of the character. They’re also all the same guy. I appreciate the skill, but I wouldn’t press a “like” button.

  • tdx3fan

    This is beyond disgusting. Not one of those kids looks over 15 and you are salivating over them. Then we wonder why people think gays are obsessed with kids.

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