Oh Snap

“At Least I Don’t Have to Listen to ‘4 Minutes’ Ever Again”

SPL90123_001 OH SNAP — Fired boyfriend Jesus Luz is no longer by Madonna‘s side — she’s busy hunting for a new baby — and returns to what he does best: strolling the Ipanema beach in Rio.


Photos: Splash News

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9 Comments*

  • myrios123

    Oh Jesus…

  • Lika Starr

    True to Madonna style we get the leftovers. I’ll have me some used Jesus, please.

  • David Dust

    The Baby Jesus looks sad in pic #4.

    Madonna shouldn’t make the Baby Jesus sad…

  • Austin

    This is the most attractive I’ve ever found him, and I never really found him all that attractive. . .

    But was it really necessary to have 6 of essentially the same picture on 6 different pages?

  • michael

    Dear God,
    I want Jesus in me, and out, and in, and out…….

    Amen

  • mb00

    WOW! the paparazzi must be having a slow day if we got five photos of this guy walking and one of him drinking a coconut.
    And I’ll go on the record to say that I don’t find anything about this guy all that exciting. He’s ok, but not like say…Guy Ritchie hot. Madonna must’ve been desperate for control when she went after this one.

  • BrianZ

    He kinda looks deflated … too much time being arm-candy and not enough free-weights I’m guessing.

  • mike80

    I saw many hot videos about them at an age gap dating site called agelesskiss.com!You can even check out more sexy and hot photos and videos there.

  • slinky09

    PLease, can we forget about him already. The 15 minutes is definitely up.

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