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Attention All Male Students: You Cannot Graduate Without A Penis Examination

THE SHOT – A fake flyer distributed among male students at Carlmont High School in Redwood City, California requiring them to attend mandatory penis inspections before graduation. Note the name of the “Director of Genital Correctness” and the one surefire way to fail a penis inspection. Gotta have standards, y’know.

Ohh, high school. You can graduate but you can never really leave.

On:           May 27, 2011
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    • Hahaha

      As I was reading the article I got more and more shocked, and by the end I was totally lost for words. And then I read your caption beneath. Oh, Queerty…

      May 27, 2011 at 11:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Meat

      Lmao shaved balls are a fail.

      May 27, 2011 at 11:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bubba

      The question is did anyone show up? and how many parents went off and started calling the school ETC?????

      May 27, 2011 at 11:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Steve

      Just a few questions:

      Who is going to perform the inspections?
      Will he use the oral method, or the manual method?
      Will a Prince Albert have any affect on the score?

      May 28, 2011 at 7:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fuzzy


      May 28, 2011 at 9:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam


      May 28, 2011 at 10:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LukeJoe

      What really makes it look authentic is the pirated iStock artwork, watermark intact.

      May 28, 2011 at 11:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • greybat

      Excellent! Keep ’em hairy! Hairiness is next to Godliness.

      May 28, 2011 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ted B. (Charging Rhino)


      Although, various military used to conduct “short arm” inspections for obvious venereal disease up through the Korean War (and later) either by forming-up a long line in their shorts in front of the Doctor, or for some of the Brits and Aussies by standing in formation “at parade” and dropping-trou’ en-masse for their commanding officers and their unit’s medical officer. Part of the point was that preventing future venereal disease involved shaming-the-miscreant in-public…also for foreskin hygiene.

      Hmmm, all that prime beef, standing outdoors in the Sun in just their shorts, dog-tags and (optional) t-shirts. The mind boggles…

      May 28, 2011 at 8:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alienmindtrick

      Actually it says “Director of Genital Corrections” and it makes me wonder if there will be a rabbi, a doctor, or a body piercer present.

      May 29, 2011 at 12:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Andrew C

      Thought this was funny until I read at the top the “Director of Genital Corrections” name is “John E. Dong”.

      Therefor I doubt the legit-ness of this flyer. GG. Almost had me.

      May 31, 2011 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mars Masters

      Would somebody PLEASE grab and crush Andrew C’s heneggs?! Dude is such a daffy dick drainer.(He eats da poo-poo)

      Jun 1, 2011 at 10:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Raxus

      You do realize that this is a fake? The memo is dated June 2011 but the inspections are May 2011….

      Jun 14, 2011 at 4:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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