TURN AND COUGH

Attention All Male Students: You Cannot Graduate Without A Penis Examination

THE SHOT – A fake flyer distributed among male students at Carlmont High School in Redwood City, California requiring them to attend mandatory penis inspections before graduation. Note the name of the “Director of Genital Correctness” and the one surefire way to fail a penis inspection. Gotta have standards, y’know.

Ohh, high school. You can graduate but you can never really leave.