HBO has never been shy about showing nudity. Well, female nudity. When it comes to naked men, the network has been weirdly conservative. But that may be changing.
The ladies at College Humor video are doing us all a huge favor by threatening to boycott the network if it doesn’t start delivering more “dongs.”
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In a new video, the women raise some totally valid points, starting with the countless number of HBO shows featuring naked women in brothels compared with the very few instances of men in their birthday suits.
“You had a show called Hung about a guy with a big d*ck,” one of them points out, “And we never got to see it!!”
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So they’re proposing a compromise: “For every minute we have to sit through this dumb double standard, you owe us an inch of Grade A man meat.”
Sounds fair to us.
Watch.
HBO's female viewers argue for a little more genital equality.
Posted by CollegeHumor on Thursday, May 24, 2018
Chrisk
That was funny. Especially when she said will boycott by not stealing our parents Go password anymore. Lol
keithmcd
That video is far from new – it was published by College Humor on September 4, 2013. Their boycott doesn’t seem to have worked much.
Troyfight
[………….ssssssssssssnap!]
am_psi
When have they ever shown vaginas on HBO? Never in anything I’ve seen. Female breasts are not the equivalent of penises.
spacecadet
Um, really? Have you seen Game of Thrones?
Mandrake
HBO is just too feckless.
BrokebackBob
Breasts are not genitals gurlz. Put your vajajas out there and we’ll give ya some dick action.
Greg
After a long day at the office, I don’t need to see that.
spacecadet
Plenty of “vajajas” have been shown on Game of Thrones so these girls do have a valid argument.
tham
Absolutely, if there’s hohos, then guys got to show their hahas
Creamsicle
If beasts are not genitals then why do women get ticketed and arrested for walking topless in public? (In the US)
paulmodibe
I agree totally, more nudity and more male fronts. It is a natural part of the male body and should be shown in the normal scripts. The same for mainstream movies.
davio2
I dont get it. If I want to see penises or vaginas, I just go to Pornhub – why would i go to HBO?
Kangol
Uh, if they were integrated into the stories you’ll see on HBO and not PornHub? Is that so hard to understand?
Hussain-TheCanadian
I don’t know who this group is, but I am not boycotting HBO for no body, I need to see the conclusion of Games of Throne.
tham
Now are boobies and dongs equal?
I’d say dongs and vajajas are equal…but dongs and boobies?
That’s not the same trade.
Kangol
They show vulvas on Game of Thrones. Someone has already posted this twice, but if you don’t believe them, Google it. So there’s your fair trade. Vulvas = penises. Breasts = chests. Buttocks = buttocks.
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Fred Flint
They do NOT show vulvas on Game of Thrones. Women wear merkins (wig for your genitals). All you ever see is public hair. I have never seen any part of a vagina on Game of Thrones.
jasentylar
Westworld shows plenty of dongs.
Kangol
But they didn’t show Trevante Rhodes’. Why, Westworld? 🙁
ProfessorMoriarty
This video is five years old, and HBO has definitely stepped up its d1ck game since then.