Aussie Student Fails to Envision Gay Moon Men

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This is one of the most interesting, if not upsetting, stories we’ve read this morning. It seems that a 13-year old girl got a big, fat F for refusing to do a gay themed assignment. Citing that all homosexuals are sinners, the Australian girl refused “to imagine living as a heterosexual in a mainly gay colony on the moon.”

For some reason, the idea of a gay colony on the moon doesn’t seem that outlandish (ha!): it’s like some homo-hater wet dream. Then, when we’re on the moon, we can be put to work digging for moon pies and moon shine. The gays, after all, certainly know how to throw a good dinner party. But, we digress…

After getting the dreaded flunk, the girl brought the issue to her mother. Naturally, ol’ mama was none too pleased and, as is the natural progression of things, conservative religious and political leaders joined in the educational bashing. Pol Jeff Seeney fumed, “It’s no wonder our kids are struggling with the basics when the Government is allowing this sort of rubbish to be taught in the classroom.”

Yeah, because trying to teach kids about what it feels like to be a minority has no merit whatsoever. None. At least, not when it involves homos on the moon. Couldn’t we have at least gotten to stay on Earth? A nice villa in Italy would have been nice, but whatever…