Any gay man with an Internet connection and wandering eye is probably well-aware that Austin Armacost is compulsively clothing-averse, obsessively stocking his Instagram account with thirst traps hither and yon.
Well, the model and former Celebrity Big Brother contestant continues to taunt and tease his ever ogling fan base. His latest pic finds him doing a handstand totally nude in the kitchen, with his naughty bits blacked in order to get past those censorious Instagram police.
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“On Thursdays…. we do handstands in the kitchen, naked,” he captions the pic, somewhat artlessly.
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Fans are now clambering for an unedited pic and lamenting that cursed black dot:
We imagine you are too, so here’s a handful of equally revealing pictures of the guy for your perverted perusal:
Spike
Psycho Gay . . . just so desperate and thirsty for attention.
paul dorian lord fredine
says someone using that pic as your avatar.
geb1966
That explains your avatar
jayjay333
What, exactly, is wrong w/ him? Total narcissist.
paul dorian lord fredine
i’m reading jealousy because perhaps you should look so good.
Xzamilloh
You already know that he is not going to handle fading into obscurity very well.
paul dorian lord fredine
probably better than you.
Xzamilloh
Ooooh, burn. I know you are, but what am I?
Captain Obvious
He got voted out? No wonder this season is more boring than usual. Surprised production let a hottie get kicked out early.
stanhope
She has fans? LMAO! LMAO! Please quit, LMAO oh she bought a casablanca fan.
alterego1980
I want to say something negative about him like “too bad he’s so vapid. I like my models to have a little substance between the ears” just so I too can get a response from Paul Dorian… #everyonehastheirvice
scotshot
They say all they needed to cover his “naughty bits” was a period.
claudiadawson56
??????O 6666
just before I saw the paycheck which was of $9068 , I did not believe …that…my father in law was like they say actually taking home money in there spare time on their computer. . there brothers friend haze done this for less than seven months and at present paid the loans on there apartment .. .??????? ?????____BIG…..EARN….MONEY..___???????-</b
smuk94
he’s a hottie 😉
Sluggo2007
He/she isn’t even a has been. More like a never was.
Knight
LOL!!!! Uh…yeah, wishful thinking with that blackout oval. Austin was being VERY generous and could have gotten away with a fraction of that size and still kept his modesty for his “very tiny friend” in tact.