Joseph Guiso, an Australian man from Toowoomba, yesterday married his dog Honey, a five-year-old Labrador. It is not sexual, he insists, but did tell his new spouse, “You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better.” Thirty apparently equally bizarre guests witnessed.
…Well that’s different.
Imagine how ashamed this mans parents are. You’ve only one life to live…Who wants to spend it marrying their dog??
Poor dog, probably doesn’t know what just happened.
Does this mean the dog can collect alimony if it doesn’t work out?
Heh… Sounds like an elaborate joke…
Marriage in Australia is at a record low since World War 1. De facto partner laws grant long-term cohabiting couples, gay or straight, with much of the same rights as married couples; so few feel the need to marry.
I’d marry any of my friends if someone offered me a beer to do it. Pfft. Whatever, bam, married, eat cake, done, divorced, let’s party.
Heck I’d marry my cat for beer…
What’s that kitty? Meow meow meow? I can’t believe you’re accusing me of brushing another cat… This is outrageous… you’re sleeping on the couch tonight.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Probably last longer than most straight or Gay marriages……….
I am embarrassed to be an Australian.
On the other hand, a dog has a fantasticly stupid love for his owner and it kind of makes roundabout idiotic sense.
According to our local paper the man says there is nothing sexual, it’s just “Plutonic love”.
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