Australia Would Like All You Sexting Sluts To Be Ashamed Of Yourselves

You know why you should never send pictures of your tits and willies to other people online? Because it makes you a despicable slut, that’s why. Nevermind all the pervy, perverted perverts perving out to your bits and then sending them to their creepy friends. Nevermind your judgmental prude classmates who’d rather eye-stab you than hate on the jerk who posted your boobs on Tumblr. Nevermind your school full of sexual harassment lawsuits just waiting to happen—if you send a single shot of your cha-cha or your cho-cho online, you’re just begging for a scarlet letter. Enjoy your shame prison, Hester Prynne!

Sexting can’t be that bad if Rihanna likes it, right?