This just in: Bathing may soon be obsolete.
Introducing Nadkins, a brand new male grooming product being dubbed as “Male Jewels Refresher Towelettes” for the guy on the go.
Yes, you read that correctly. These are individually-wrapped, travel-sized cleansing wipes made specifically for men’s nether regions. Think of it like a grown-up baby wipe for sweaty dudes who don’t have time to shower.
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According to the company’s website, “a lot of thought and care went into the creation of Nadkins.”
“Let’s face it,” founder Joe Caccamo said in a press released, “when a man is uncomfortable down there, he is generally uncomfortable all over, making for a miserable day.”
Nadkins are 100 percent natural and contain soothing ingredients like aloe vera, colloidal oatmeal and vitamin E to help keep skin clean, soft and hydrated, with a “subtle, pleasing citrus-mint fragrance” that leaves you “with a refreshing tingly feeling that’s something to behold.”
“Because when you feel fresh and clean,” the company’s website reads, “you instantly become your confident best.”
The fresher-uppers went on sale this week, and come in three different package sizes: a 10-pack for $12.50, a three 10-packs for $30, or a subscription — whatever that means — for $11.50.
When paired with the flushable buttwipes and organic junk cream that have also hit the market recently, you’ll never have to shower again.
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h/t: Huffington Post
Bryguyf69
10 for $12.50?! I use baby wipes, which have basically the same ingredients, but a pack of 60 is about $1.99 at my local discount store. My favorite is Luvs with a light cucumber scent. Great for the face in the summer as well as other parts of the body. My backpack always has a Ziploc bag filled with about 10 wipes. And when I feel more manly, I pull out a pocket-pack of Gillette refreshing wipes, about $3 for 10 at the same store. What I want is a wipe that uses food-grade and palatable ingredients. My girlfriend complains that my skin smells great but tastes bitter after I use them. Bitter nuts are not good for harvesting. Oh well.
Bryguyf69
Re: “flushable” buttwipes …
Ain’t no such thing, according to experts. Buttwipes are especially popular in the UK and sewer operators show drains clogged with millions of wipes, including ones labeled biodegradable and flushable. They caution that such wipes should never be flushed because only toilet paper is made to break down when wet. The reason is simple. These wipes are saturated in lotion in the pack. If they break down when wet, you wouldn’t have any wipes to use — or wipes so weak that they break as you wipe. And you’d end up with yucky fingers. So don’t believe the hype.
Lazycrockett
You can try and sell me sprays, wipes and whatever else, but I can’t jump start my day without taking a shower especially with my morning bedhead.
Stache
Nothing replaces a shower. Wipes are good to a point. I expect a shower before private time and not a quick 1, 2 wipe up.
AndYouWillDeal
I just put deodorant around my balls and between them and butt hole.
1898
12.50 for 10 wipes? Seriously? That’s more than a dollar per wipe! It’s a moistened piece of paper for God’s sake!
For the same amount of money you can buy a jumbo size box of baby wipes containing 448 wipes. Pampers Sensitive is my preferred brand. Way better bargain than those stupid Cottonelle “grownup” baby wipes, too.
McShane
@AndYouWillDeal: WHAT!?! You put, deoderant, on your butthole? This is either the greatest joke in the history of mankind or you’re doing it wrong.
Aaron
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Aaron
Aaron
Sweetie Pie
A crotch that smells like L´air du temps by Nina Ricci
Methinks not
Roy Hortman
Nasty
GG
I have a great way to clean my nads: Steve.
Will L
If you are a sweaty dude who is subconscious about your balls, you probably are missing the fact that your whole body smells. If you can’t possibly find time for a shower, you need to refrain from activities that involve intimate contact. Eewwwww
I only keep wipes in the car if I get something on my hands (at the carwash, etc) and can’t get to a sink. I don’t think they will replace proper hygiene.
Bryguyf69
@Will L wrote: “If you are a sweaty dude who is subconscious about your balls…”
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Subconscious about the balls? Is that a new Freudian stage? 🙂
Jim Philbrick
Sounds very French
DCguy
Well, there’s always this thing called a shower.
ohcanadian
What? I luv the smell of “juicy” sweaty crotch.
Hazel Gibbs
What will they think of next. Mini penile towels for the drips pmsl
Joe Wilborn
We already have moist toweletts!!!!!!!
Bauhaus
@McShane:
Eau de bung
Assisil
wade.l
Another company trying to con people into something they don’t need.
bottom250
I love the smell of men
JoshGL
Hooray, said rent boys everywhere!
Realitycheck
Swamp Crotch ??? Who are you people??? Shower as needed, the more the better sheesh!
martinbakman
@Realitycheck: The staff at KwearTee are too darn busy to shower