You never know who you might meet on Grindr, but one thing is almost always guaranteed: You’re going to run into a crazy or two while scrolling through guys. We’re talking men with bizarre senses of humor, unusual sexual fetishes, anger management problems, creepy requests, and red flags for stalker tendencies. But it all comes with the territory, right?
Check out some of the epic #GrindrFails people have shared on Instagram recently…
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Brian
Some of these fetishes are beyond lurid. They are also quite distasteful. If somebody propositioned me with an outright fetish, I’d probably slap him in the face. It’s insulting to me as an individual and human being.
Billy Budd
My boyfriend is a bottom (even though I am versatile) and he likes to be slapped lightly on the butt when I fuck him. I don’t consider it a fetish. I like giving the little slaps on his butt. I also call him “naughty boy” when I am inside him.
Tobi
@Brian: You have nothing to worry about Brian, no-one is ever going to proposition you, I promise. 😉
Goforit
@Tobi: Darn you Tobi, you beat me to it.
onthemark
@Brian: “If somebody propositioned me with an outright fetish, I’d probably slap him in the face.”
Hey, THAT’S a fetish too! What if the guy wanted that? 🙂
AlliterationAddict
Just the other day someone messaged me ‘change your profile pic . . . you look like a terrorist from NCIS’. I don’t even have any facial hair – it was literally just about my skin color.
Marky
Entitlement issues.
Daveliam
These are funny. Glad I’m not on Grindr. I don’t have the patience for it.
Anyone else notice that the “While you were sleeping” one isn’t how it’s presented. Looks like the guy messaged him a few times at night, then once at 4:30 in the afternoon the next day, then sent the long winded diatribe the following night. Not that it excuses it (because the guy sending the messages was a creep), but it’s definitely not just a “while you were sleeping” thing like the guy insinuates when he put it up on instagram.
onthemark
I don’t understand the first one. Do they live in a place where it’s considered “low class” or something to ride transit, so that’s somehow insulting? (Needs translation for the East Coast.)
Louis
Weird I feel bad for them though because I dont think they MEAN to come across as creepy .
I think they find it hard to communicate with strangers some people are just like that.
DCguy
These remind me of this:
http://www.logotv.com/videos/misc/209084/maya-angelou-recites-a-craigslist-classic-part-1-of-season-2-ep-2-the-big-gay-sketch-show.jhtml#id=1588745
cattac
The donkey pickup line was adorkable.
dwes09
@onthemark: I didn’t understand the first on either. I suspect the guy who posted it simply thinks public transit is beneath them. Here is SF there are people who will ride the municipal rail lines, but would not be caught dead on the buses. That always seemed odd to me.
LAisthebest
Some of these are pretty funny, but the person who posted the first one just comes off like a jerk.
notevenwrong
Yeah, the person who posted the first one is a total jerk. Not funny.