Somehow, between fomenting hate, spewing right-wing propaganda, and pounding back glasses of pinot grigio, Fox News misinformant Jeanine Pirro has found time to write a book!
“Crimes Against America” comes out later this month and is being published by Donald Trump Jr.’s publishing house, Winning Team Publishing.
According to its description, the book will offer Pirro’s unique take on “Joe Biden, his administration, and far-left ideologues who have sought to change our way of life by fundamentally transforming America as we know it.”
“Judge Jeanine spells out a compelling case against those who have driven our nation to the brink of destruction. From enabling an open border, to dismantling our law enforcement, Crimes Against America is a must-read for any American who wishes to preserve our Republic for future generations!”
Those are rich words coming from a woman who herself tried to “fundamentally transform” America by using her massive platform to push Trump’s 2020 election conspiracy theory, going so far as to invite his disgraced campaign attorney, Sidney Powell, onto her show to make unsubstantiated claims about voter fraud that ultimately led to a deadly insurrection and later resulted in Fox News paying Dominion Voting Systems $787.5 million for defamation.
Pirro tweeted about her new book earlier this week.
The response to the book has been about what you might expect…
Is it a confession?
— Human☮🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🌊 (@4HumanUnity) May 15, 2023
Jeanine Pirro’s new book is called CRIMES AGAINST AMERICA. Such crimes include:
— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) May 16, 2023
– This dress
– The liquor store near Jeanine’s house closing at 10 PM
– Rudy Giuliani telling Jeanine “I love you but I’m a rebel”
– No bourbon-flavored vodka
– Scott Baio ghosting her pic.twitter.com/7hy2jIBXH5
Is it about your employer ?
— Dogs Are Better 🐕 (@DogsAreBtr) May 10, 2023
Chapter 1: Rosé all day baybayyyy!
— Ivan Agu (@aguiarvisual) May 11, 2023
Your book is a crime against America!
— Prayforpeace (@rmb18) May 15, 2023
I hope there’s a display next to the boxed wine.
— Zappa’s Wisdom Trooth (@s_trooth) May 15, 2023
I see you decided to write a tell all about Donald Trump the Trump administration.
— Monika Nemeth 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈💙 🇺🇦 (@TheMonikaNemeth) May 16, 2023
Jeanine Pirro drunkenly leaning against a wall is so on brand. pic.twitter.com/dOoaSK0kpd
— Walter Masterson (@waltermasterson) May 10, 2023
Prior to Fox settling with Dominion for a historic $787.5 million, Pirro had been at the center of the voting machine company’s defamation lawsuit against the right-wing propaganda network.
After the 2020 election, she spewed so many lies about voter fraud on her Saturday night show Justice with Judge Jeanine that execs actually had to pull her off the air. Leaked internal communications showed her own executive producer calling her a “reckless maniac” who “should never be on live television.”
Eventually, the network canceled Justice with Judge Jeanine and moved Pirro over to The Five, where she is part of a panel rather than anchoring the entire show herself.
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Jeanine Pirro email leak couldn’t come at worse time as Dominion defamation lawsuit heats up
The dramatic email was first reported by NPR and is said to have complained that Pirro was reporting on dubious conspiracy theories found online to justify then-president Donald Trump’s baseless claims that the election had been rigged.
While you’re here, relive that awkward moment when comedy duo Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler (a.k.a. The Good Liars) confronted Pirro outside CPAC in 2021…
dbmcvey
“Old Drunk With a Voice Like a Foghorn” would be a better title.
NateOcean
“I’b nevah slurb my wolds.”
Invader7
Touche and priceless..
abfab
I love the name of the publishing company. That face shield came with her watersports gear.
dbmcvey
The border isn’t open and law enforcement hasn’t been dismantled. These people live in an alternate universe.
abfab
Gaslight Village
Invader7
They’re unbalanced ,deluded , deranged and psychotic. Violent and UNAMERICAN fascist Neo Nazi’s !!
Kangol2
And you see the predicted “surge” was anything but, yet not only right-wing media but numerous “liberal” newspapers hyped up this looming “invasion” which, as I noted, turned out to be anything but.
Pirro walks around every day with the shame of her hubby’s spectacular public disgrace, so that probably explains the heavy drinking, though it doesn’t excuse her lies and hate.
abfab
I doubt she walks. She looks like she’s wheeled around on a gurny with a wine IV tube stuck in her arm.
johncp56
I,m still looking for the clip when the ladies of the View almost kicked her off the show for her lies and hateful comments, FOX still has no shame, it honestly scares me as they have stirred up more and more hate, and the states like Florida`s bloated tick of a gov, LOL I love the clip on SNL lol wine wine! more wine Mess Pirro, yes I meant mess
abfab
What color are we calling that hideous suit she’s wearing with the out of control pocketbook?
Invader7
She’s confessing SOME of her crimes. Like when she was the Westchester County DA and was given EVIDENCE that her husband was DIRECTLY involved in MAFIA CRIMINAL Activity !!! And did NOTHING. Yeah Miss Law & Order herself… Some of those in power aka the republthugs usually are the crooks and want to deflect so they don’t get prosecuted !!!
abfab
Something even MORE laughable about her, if you can imagine:
wiki
In 2014, Pirro called for the impeachment of Barack Obama over the 2012 Benghazi attack.