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  • Jimmy Fury

    What’s wrong with shiny black shoes?

  • Gorbeh

    I don’t dance or drink, so is this why I’m single?

  • Red Meat

    Mark Zuckerberg is not just a bad kisser, he looks like he would be completely dull in bed. I would let him rape my anus for 1% of his fortune however. Please don’t judge me.

  • Riker

    @Red Meat: I would for 0.1%.

  • Mahhhhttt

    Oh come on, I can’t help being a picky eater. I’ve tried to expand but the textures drive me insane. Also…I’m a little shy on the first date, regardless of what happens ;)

  • HAL

    @Red Meat & @Riker: Are we talking net worth here? Or actual money in his bank account, because that’s a big difference.

  • Jeffree

    A woman I worked with once set me up on a blind date with a very handsome, smart & funny guy.

    Problem was that he is straight — not even a tiny bit bi. Apparently, his mom questioned his orientation because he wasn’t dating women & so she rigged the whole arrangement to see if my gaydar pinged.

    We did have a bunch of laughs & good food (he paid, too!). He’s now dating a lovely woman who shares his interests in beekeeping & global warming. (That whole bee thing would’ve been a deàlbreaker for me even if he was gay…)

  • Gorbeh

    I like bees!

  • Jeffree

    @Gorbeh: lol, well I’m sure you’re a great person otherwise! The beekeeper guy I went out with is an “environmental scientist” & *did* school me on how /why bees are important in the environment, so it wasn’t a total waste of a date….

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