Ball Park Franks Make Us Uncomfortable
Ball Park Franks has a new advertising campaign – “Hunger Gets What Hunger Wants” – in which burly arms rip through young boys’ stomachs, pick up a nice, long dog and cram it down their throats. They’re downright freaky.

Of the campaign, homo-journo Dan Avery pleads, “Think of the children!” It seems to us Ball Park may have been thinking about the children a little too much.

Experience another horrific video, after the jump…