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Yet Another Wildly Unsubstantiated Rumor About Barack Obama’s Secret Gay Past

A former radical activist from Occidental College told WorldNutDaily WorldNetDaily that upon meeting Barack Obama  in 1980, he had the “strong impression” that “Obama and the wealthy Pakistani roommate who accompanied him were homosexual lovers.” Let the speculation begin!

The “article” traces Obama’s unproven homosexuality to his unproven history of sexual abuse.  The young Obama allegedly had an “intimate, fatherly relationship” with “pornographer and card-carrying communist” Frank Marshall Davis, who was also — allegedly (actually, just assume everything from here on out is in giant sarcastic quotation marks) — the subject of a poem written by Obama that an anonymous psychotherapist says points to signs of sexual abuse.

Now, as for the radical, gay-baiting activist in question, that would be “award-winning” political scientist John Drew. Drew founded the Marxist-socialist club at Occidental which Obama was apparently a member of. And not only was he a member, he was even more radical than Drew, or, you know, so Drew claims.

Upon meeting the 19-year-old Obama and his “diminutive Pakistani roommate” Mohammed Hasan Chandoo over Christmas break at his girlfriend’s parent house in 1980, Drew initially thought they were  a “wealthy gay couple.” Or, more specifically, thought that Obama was Chandoo’s “boy toy,” citing Chandoo’s relative wealth that allowed Obama to enjoy “a much more lavish, luxurious and pleasant life style.”

“In fact, they looked so gay,” Drew recalls, “that my girlfriend, Caroline Boss, whispered to me, ‘They’re not gay.’ So, that confirmed to me I wasn’t the only one who thought Barack Obama and Hassan Chandoo looked like they were in a very close, intimate relationship.”

Well, there we have it. Two dudes who “looked so gay” that your alleged girlfriend has to inform you that they are indeed not gay? Who needs a grainy, long-lost gay sex tape with evidence like that? And Chandoo having a girlfriend just further proves he’s bisexual, according to Drew.

We don’t know what opium-laced Haterade WDN, and others like them (i.e. idiots) have been drinking, but if we were to believe them, Barack Obama is nothing more than a gay, coked-up, Muslim terrorist from Africa hellbent on bringing this once-great country to its knees. The anti-Christ would be so lucky to get press like this. But then again, according to Drew and his constituents, he already is.