hail marys

Barack Obama’s Gay Lover and Coke Snorter Is Running For Congress


Are you willing to vote for a candidate just because he’s gay? Larry Sinclair hopes so. The convicted felon who claims he once snorted cocaine and hooked up with with Obama would like to be Florida’s next U.S. congressman. Because he’s tired of Obama’s policies!

Despite failing a lie detector test about his supposed 1999 rendezvous with the now-president, Sinclair stands by his story. Fine. But how much can you trust a guy who served time for theft and forgery charges?

Or forget trust. Would you at least vote for him? Running for Florida’s 24th Congressional District seat in a battle against Democrat Suzanne Kosmas — who, let’s be clear, he cannot stand — Sinclair says he has “become determined to get involved after seeing first hand the efforts of Barack Obama and his administration to destroy anyone who dares speak the truth.”


And he’s not going to shy away from his own misdeeds: “I have criminal convictions between 1981 thru 1986 for ‘Theft’ based on writing bad checks; ‘Forgery’ for signing former Youth Counselors names to checks, and ‘Unauthorized use of a Financial Transaction Device’ from using a credit card number by phone to pay a hotel stay in 1986. I do not hide from my past and I have always admitted to my wrong doings. Now there are people who have and will continue to misrepresent and distort my past, but that will not deter me from running for the U.S. Congressional Seat in Florida District 24.
It is time that the people are represented by the people and not individuals who have made millions from Public Office.”

Okay, so what’s the cadet’s platform? Well he’s basically your next civil rights champion.

1. I am a life long openly gay male who believes marriage is and should always be, between one man an one woman. I support “Domestic Partner” laws like the one established in California with one exception: Domestic Partners should be required to file dissolutions and be subject to community property splits when dissolving said partnerships.

2. I believe the recent Federal Hate Crimes Bill signed into law by Barack Obama is unnecessary and contradictory to the fair treatment of ALL Americans.

3. I believe the current Health Care Reform Bill’s will destroy the medical care in America and will result in many more Americans being denied necessary medical care.

4. I believe the bailouts and stimulus MUST stop and STOP NOW.

5. I believe that America must stop being divided into groups. We must stop referring to Americans as African-American, Mexican-American, Asian-American, etc… and start referring to Americans as AMERICANS.

7. I believe the people should be represented by the people and not the multimillionaires that currently control the halls of Congress.

8. I know Barack Obama is a liar and a fraud, and I will not be bullied by the Obama administration or Nancy Pelosi. I will stand up to Nancy Pelosi and hold her accountable for the residents of Florida’s 24th Congressional District.

9. I believe we MUST SUPPORT our men and women in uniform regardless of our personal views on whether we should be in Iraq & Afghanistan. My personal views on Afghanistan is that we should look for a way to SAFELY get our troops out. President Obama has used Afghanistan for political plays for too long and it needs to stop now.

10. I believe LIFE begins at conception. If elected, I will introduce legislation to make an unborn fetus protected as a living person.

11. I believe in and will vigorously defend the 2nd amendment right to bear arms.

Larry Sinclair for Congress. Because it’s funny.

Get Queerty Daily

Subscribe to Queerty for a daily dose of #politics #barackobama #congress stories and more



    Hell, at least he’s honest about his bone-head views. Which is more than I can say for 98% of our elected officials.


  • Scottie

    We do not want him on our side. He will only hurt our causes…besides he’ll never win anyway.

  • terrwill

    Liarry: Photo shop much?

  • Attmay

    He hates Barack Obama yet has the same opinion on gay marriage as Barack Obama.

    The old ad is wrong. Things don’t go better with Coke.

  • Mike in Brooklyn

    Pull his “gay card”.

    He is creepier than many of the wingnuts of the GOP; he should run on their party platform of stupidity = patriotism.

  • Charlie

    He sounds like a die-hard Republican to me, why is he running on the Dems Ticket? Maybe cuz the Reps know a nut case when they see him? Or maybe he is a republican mole infiltrating the dems? Very clever these Reps.

  • mm

    He is all over the place. Fraud, drug abuse, megalomania. Classic example of some psycho-illness I can’t name. I think his mother had an up do, wore only nightgowns with robes all day, and made lamb chops every night for a father who did nothing but drink.

  • Johnny

    Jeez, he sounds like one of those right-wing drunks that one occasionally even in a gay bar. yikes.

  • kstreet67

    First of all, that photo is a photoshopped copy of Larry Sinclair’s imagination. Much like his book. I did a review of his book which can be found here: http://kaystreet.wordpress.com/larry-sinclairs-book-my-review/

    Also, this is nothing more than a ploy to squeeze money from the same stupid, gullible people that Fox news and Glenn beck lie to on a daily basis. This is another EPIC FAIL for the Liar Sinclair.

  • terrwill

    No. 9 · kstreet67: You may be on to something. We should ALL follow Liarry Sinclairs lead and declare ourselves candidates for every office in the land! We can all oppose Gay marriage and abortion the two favs of the rightwing-nutbag lunatics and then get on Yawn Hannitys show on Faux News. We will have so many pseudo-candidates all trolling the trolls for campaign dollars they won’t know who to support!!

  • damon459

    He may be gay but his views seem rather anti-gay but, I’m not in Florida so voting or not voting for him is a moot point for me. If I was in Florida I wouldn’t vote for him because I’m a Gay Native American and being labeled as such is my choice. As to employment laws I can’t see how they work well I mean nobody who has refused to hire me or fired me admitted it was do to being gay, native american or disabled most employers aren’t that stupid. I know I will get people will be negative towards me but I don’t want marriage it’s a failed religious institution I was no part of I think it should be abolished and we should have civil unions for all gay and straight.

  • Larry Sinclair

    First, the photo used in this article is not from Larry Sinclair and never was from Larry Sinclair.

    Second, KStreet67 aka Sheila Bryant of Lawrenceville Georgia should know a thing or two about photo-shopped photos of her and her friends imagination because she has used more than 200+ of them.

    Third, The polygraph test was not failed but then again, fags ( I can use that word) like to be dramatic and present things to suit their agenda.

    Thank you.

  • Larry Sinclair

    In addition, maybe Kstreet67 aka Sheila Bryant of Lawrenceville, GA should post a disclaimer with every comment about here review of the book Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder?, where she makes it known that she has admitted to stalking Larry Sinclair (since Jan 2008)”…those of us who have followed his every move…” and being an administrator on two web sites that knowingly and deliberately posted fraudulent documents, personal information on people they did not even know, and is associated with individuals who have called Police Departments claiming to be reporters, etc…. hardly someone that would or could review a book objectively at all.

    The difference between Larry Sinclair on people like Kstreet67/Sheila Bryant is Larry has no agenda and has never had to post under a screen name. Ms. Bryant is a liar and a fraud, and she is an associate of yet another fraud who defrauded people out of more than a million dollars but she doesn’t feel that is important.

    Maybe people should tell the truth about themselves and their agendas before they start talking about someone else’s!

    As for claims that Larry is not running for congress, allow me to make it crystal clear, Larry Sinclair is running for Congress and all contributions received are used and maintained in accordance with the FEC regulations.

  • Larry Sinclair

    A request for the author of this article to please correct its outright untrue statement of “Running for Florida’s 24th Congressional District seat in a battle against Democrat Suzanne Kosmas — who, let’s be clear, he cannot stand — Sinclair…”

    I have never said I could not stand Congresswoman Kosmas, nor could I make any such statement considering the fact that I do not know the woman personally nor have I ever met her.

    One of her staff in the Port Orange, Florida office is an outright rude individual but as for Ms. Kosmas herself, I can only go by what a friend who does know her personally has stated, that Ms. Kosmas is a nice woman.

    I thank you in advance for your attention to this matter.

  • Frank Henry

    Does the photo look like its been doctored???

  • Tillman

    Unlike Obama, at least this guy is willing to admit his past. He claims to have given oral sex to the Democrat president.I think it’s clear, he’s a Democrat.

  • The Milkman

    Here’s a Seroquel. Chew it.

    Thanks sweetie.

Comments are closed.