Barack Will Not Be Humiliated By Boxers, Briefs

Us Weekly recently sent news editor Lara Cohen out on the campaign trail with Barack Obama. While some journalists would ask about Obama’s health care plans or the pride of being a black man with real White House potential, young Cohen wanted to get a little deeper, like Obama’s bum:

LC: So, boxers or briefs?

BO: I don’t answer those humiliating questions. But whichever one it is, I look good in ’em!

The interview will now be referred to as Obama’s “diva moment”.