It was either some great thinker or a writer at Us Weekly who once opined: The stars are just like us. Whoever it was was full of rubbish, unless you live in Los Angeles and just happened to have a room full of the biggest names in the entertainment industry pop over for dinner last weekend. Take Barbra Streisand, for example. The EGOT-winning superstar and her hubby James Brolin (how handsome is this man??) had a few close friends, you know, like Lady Gaga, Ryan Murphy, John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston, swing by her Malibu estate Saturday night for a simple dinner and polite conversation.
Sunday morning Gaga teased the globe her more than 10 million Instagram followers with the first photographic evidence of their beachside summit by posting this image of the two ladies embracing in profile. Proceed with caution, straight people: Gazing upon these two could possibly turn you homo.
Besides their enormous queer fan bases, these two towering talents have a lot in common, including embracing their strong ethnic looks that have helped redefine beauty for their respective eras. They could easily pass for mother and daughter, right? (More on that below.) Then minutes later, not to be outdone, Streisand posted a photo to her account of the entire assemblage. All those celebs huddled together for a quick group pic.
A wonderful evening at home. (L-R). Ryan Murphy. @ladygaga. John Travolta. @barbrastreisand. Kelly Preston. Jim Brolin. A photo posted by Barbra Streisand (@barbrastreisand) on
So that makes us wonder what the heck they were talking about over dinner. Here are a few options:
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1. Streisand and Gaga will record a duet.
It’s not inconceivable. Partners, Streisand’s 2014 collection of duets with male recording artists, was her best-selling album in years and there were reports that a female version was forthcoming. With last year’s release of Cheek to Cheek, her album of standards sung alongside music legend (and Streisand’s label mate) Tony Bennett and their mini-tour, Gaga’s been earning heaps of respect for her often-overlooked skill as a songbird.
2. Barbra will guest on American Horror Story: Hotel.
OK, this is very unlikely. Barbra rarely even performs on chat shows, but you know this idea had to cross the mind of AHS producer Murphy and Gaga, who joined the recurring cast as a mysterious character called The Countess.
3. They compared notes on Larry Kramer.
You can bet cash money that this went down. Streisand famously tried very hard to get a feature film version of Kramer’s searing play The Normal Heart made for decades and, once the rights to the project were available, Murphy took it to HBO and made it with an all-star cast.
4. Behold the cast and crew of Gypsy.
Streisand has long-intended to headline a remake of the classic showbiz musical Gypsy. (Age issues aside, Mama Rose would make a splendid bookend to her film debut as Fanny Brice in Funny Girl.) Gaga would be ideally cast as Louise, who went on to become world-renowned stripper Gypsy Rose Lee, and is one of the few female entertainers under 30 who can hold her own opposite Babs (Better luck next time, Lea Michele). And here’s where Travolta enters the picture. Say what you will about him (and there’s plenty to be said), but the man can sing and dance and would be exceptional as Herbie, the story’s male lead, plus he and Streisand have spoken of their desire to work together since the 1970s. Murphy can produce…or maybe even direct.
Or perhaps it’s none of the above. Maybe it was just a bunch of famous people shooting the shit over dinner as friends, chatting about the weather and politics and the worries that come with superstardom. This happens every Saturday night in L.A.
BJ McFrisky
. . . . probably how fabulous it is to be part of the 1%.
Cha-CHING!
Desert Boy
Streisand and Gaga should record a duet.
Rondle West
Sex.
Rondle West
Politics.
Rondle West
Religion.
Lancome Counter
Jared
Xzamilio
They probably just finished sacrificing a 20 year old virgin.
Dave Basora
Who cares?
Sameer Nurani
Face lifts and Botox!
Sansacro
How uncomfortable must our Sci-Fi scientologists have been around all that gay energy; surprised Tom let him socialize with suppressives!
bottom250
Sweethearts what a fabulous dinner.
lykeitiz
“The Normal Heart” would have turned out MUCH better in Streisand’s hands than that mediocre crap Murphy churned out.
Bernard Galeano
they didn’t, their heads exploded before they could speak
Troy Herman-Cordova
How Madonna is far more fabulous than Gaga. LOL….Not like it’s a secret or anything. 😉
Chris L. Reynolds
Who cares!
Lawrence Helman
gravity.
Scott Lawrence
Who cares
Billy Budd
I thought Streisand and Travolta were incompatible. Weird combination.
drivendervish
I don’t know what they talked about but I would have given anything to be a fly on the wall. To have that much talent in one room had to be totally fucking amazing. Working together these people could tackle any entertainment project and get it done!
luvit00
What male celebrity needs a better lace front game? Discuss
nmharleyrider
Never mind all of that. What did she cook for dinner?
Rob Fratt
Adele Dazim? Lol;P
ROTHERS
Why on earth is this newsworthy. get a life somebody
Randy Judd
About right wing republicans of course
MacAdvisor
I can see the dinner conversation:
Brolin: I can’t believe the lines at Trader Joe’s these days. Took half an hour to get from the end of the line to the checkout.
Gaga: I know, I know, and they have these tempting saw grass treats calling out to you as you wait. I think I put on a pound just waiting in line.
Babs: Jimmy, that you for waiting in that line, we just had to have the rack of lamb for tonight and you just can’t beat their prices.
Ryan: Absolutely, only place in town to get rack of lamb and I love their frozen sea food. I can zap on of those babies and be eating in five minutes. LOOOOOVE IIIIITTTT!
Brolin: Still, can’t we just have the assistant do that?
Babs: Oh, God, and have TMZ reporting our menu before we even eat, I don’t THINK so. Now, did you are bring your checks for Hilary?
John: Y’know, I am giving Bernie a real look. He is saying the right things and I think they need to be said.
Babs: Oh, Pull-ezzz, he can’t win. We need to be serious, we can’t let another Bush get in there. Look what happened last time?
John: I still think we need to give a voice to the middle class. Without them, we don’t really have a country.
Gaga: After that sell off Friday, I may be IN the middle class, my portfolio get shot to pieces. I lost everything I’d gained on Apple.
Ryan: That’s why I put my money to something solid, like a new outfit or some catchy shoes. At least I get SOMETHING for my money. (finger snap).
Brolin: Babs and I keep a very diverse portfolio, we got burned last time back 2007 and we are not investing for the long term with solid diversity.
Babs: Ah, not money, who cares about money? So boring, let’s get back to supporting Hilary. You guys need to be serious.
And so on. Boring dull stuff that sounds like any other house in Hollywood.
Brian
So let’s see – millionaress Barbra Streisand had dinner with other millionaires and millionairesses. How quaint.
The reality is that these mega-rich entertainers love to hang out with fellow rich people. Most of them couldn’t care less about ordinary gay people.
Brian
Apart from her obscene wealth, the other scary thing about Streisand is that she still grows her hair long like an 18 year old girl. Doesn’t she believe in age-appropriate hairstyles?
Doughosier
@Brian: She looks great for her age. Who decides what’s age appropriate?
Ralph Jaeger
They are the obvious formulators of the Gay Agenda.
John Behan
Barbra
Ricky Permatteo
Scientology =/
spiffy
@MacAdvisor: You’re probably spot-on; but I just need to make one correction: Babs and James shop at Target — a custom built Target, beneath the Streisand compound right next to her own underground mall.
John Yatczyshyn
politics…….
Jay Saltz
They talked about New York, singing and Hillary Clinton.
Sluggo2007
@Brian: Jealous much?
Spike
Look at us, look at us!!! Only question I have is did Gaga call Travolta out for being a big fat gay in front of the Mother of All Beards . . . Kelly Palzis . . I mean Preston.
Frederick Langston
I don’t know maybe… SATAN!
Realitycheck
I smell another duet record for Gaga upcoming album,
and political support for Clinton, Streisand is the ultimate
democrat.
Ed Toribio
They talked about Barbara and travolta being in murphys new show and possibly singing a duet with gaga for the theme music
Billy Budd
Barb said Travolta was fabulous in Saturday Night Fever and asked if he was gay. He said yes and they had a terrific time.
Gregla1
For the Record, Babs never won a Tony..so she is not an EGOT. Babs was nominated for Funny Girl on Broadway but lost to Carol Channing for Hello Dolly. Ironically the movie that she also later starred in.
bobbibubbi
BJ McFrisky — yeah these evil 1%ers are plotting the destruction of the world. How dare they have talent and be productive and achieve financial success? Don’t they know we live in a world where everyone is entitled to everything without any work or skills?
Jeremy Kinser
@Gregla1:
Streisand received an honorary “Star of the Decade” Tony Award in 1970. Her acceptance speech is on Youtube.
UWSguy
@Jeremy Kinser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kryPf3UUBdQ