And just like that, a pair of gay grooms enter your life, totally barefoot and armed with jaw-dropping choreography.
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How better to enter the married chapter of your life than with a not-so impromptu dance-off set to the tune of Emeli Sande’s “Next To Me”? Besides being shot out of cannons and waving Pride flags as you whiz in triumphant arcs through the air?
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PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
Started off cringe.. but my worst fears were misplaced. But I may have been distracted by the feets. And the black dude who looked especially happy for the couple ;p
Jack Meoff
Well that was totally cringe worthy.
Chevelter
That was marvelous, and sexy!
avesraggiana
So, who was leading?
Sam Maloney
So in the still picture at the top, their feet are clearly visible. Same frame in the video, they’ve been cropped out. I find that very strange…
gmale
it’s tough to know if the audience thought this was too male dancers putting up a “fun show” or did they realize that the two where a gay couple.
Bryguyf69
@gmale: It’s their wedding so obviously the attendees knew that they were a couple.
Bryguyf69
As fantastic as this was, the real breakthrough comes — and we know that same-sex marriage is fully normalized — when the father of the grooms dance with the grooms, just as the father would dance with the bride. Okay, okay, it can be argued that the equivalence of a bride dancing with her father is a groom dancing with his mother, but a groom dancing with his dad is so much more homoerotic! 🙂
Bryguyf69
For those who want to see Scottish singer, Emeli Sandé’s original rendition of Next to Me:
https://youtu.be/-nwdjQmc_N8
Bryguyf69
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwdjQmc_N8
CaliKyle
@Jack Meoff: Not really. Your user name, on the other hand, totally is. Unnecessarily crass and puerile, too. Just sayin’.
CaliKyle
@Bryguyf69: You’d find a dad and son dance homoerotic? Please don’t breed or adopt.