Former N’Syncer Lance Bass just posted the first look at his memoir, the ingeniously entitled Out of Sync.
You may not be able to tell from this photo, but Bass’ sunglasses reflect screaming fans, most of which look like girls. We wonder a. if that’s an actual picture from his boy band days and b. how many of those girls still haven’t gotten over the fact that Bass does dudes.
Bass also reminds readers of his August 14th Hairspray premiere:
On a side note– rehearsal is going great for Hairspray and I am having the best time ever!! I hope you all get to see it, because it really is an amazing show and the cast is incredible! …Remember I am taking 2 weeks off to do book tour mid October.
Bass may be a bigger renaissance man than his model/actor boyfriend, Pedro Andrade.
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As a side note, Bass signed his little not “LBeezy,” which definitely stands as the lamest, cutest handle ever.
abelincoln
The artwork for the cover is fine as long as he puts a bag over his head.
Leland Frances
Something you won’t see excerpted in “Newsweek” or quoted on “Access Hollywood”:
“My NASA clock flashed 4:12 a.m. as I rolled off my insatiable partner for the third time. Little Lance and the twins had been rubbed raw and were begging for mercy but the soles of his feet and his legs were still reaching toward the stars and he begged and literally cried for one more rocket ride. Or another run for the Kentucky Derby. During one shaking orgasm he had yelled, ‘GO PHAR LAP, GO!!! and it took my threatening to withhold further sex and freeze his credit line to get him to admit that Phar Lap was both the name of a once-famous race horse and his pet name for his former husband and racing partner’s amazing appendage. We’d been together only five months and they’d flown naked for nearly five years. Talk about stamina! I was about to suggest he amuse himself with the Justin 1000 that JC had given him while I got some sleep when the phone rang and it was his mama. Also for the third time. ‘What have I gotten myself into and how can I get out of it’, I asked myself yet again. What I didn’t know then, among those sweat soaked, sticky silk sheets, was that the answer was waiting in Atlanta.”
rock
Leland..now that is funny…and great writing..Lance should use you as his “ghost writer”…now the funny part is how much of that is truth or fiction..LOL…hee hee..
allstarecho
To each his own I guess.. I happen to think LBeezy is YumYummzy! I’d like to rub his Little Lance and the twins raw!
allstarecho
And yes, that was funny and great writing Leland. Queerty article writers should take a cue from you. I’ve read 3 articles so far today that have made me have to stop, go back and re-read because of the incomplete sentences or sentences missing words.
Leland Frances
A vicious old queen thanks you. LOL.
dantiger
Or as Woody Allen might say “It’s not that I ‘m afraid of dying. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”