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Battle Of The Bulge, Round 2: Which Celebrity Has The Most Impressive Package?

Queerty’s quest to determine the best celebrity bulge continues this week with ten new celebrity hopefuls.

In May, Queerty readers voted overwhelmingly for Jon Hamm’s headline-grabbing schlong as the best celebrity bulge, with actor David Henrie’s poolside package coming in second, followed closely behind by Michael Fassbender’s sweatpants surprise.

Surprising upsets include David Beckham, Mario Lopez, and Trey Songz. We guess overexposure works against you in a competition like this…

Below, check out the ten new celebrity contenders, and as always, feel free to suggest men for Round 3 in the comments section below.

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Joe Jonas, singer

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Tyson Beckford, model

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Chris Pine, actor

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Novak Djokovic, professional tennis player

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Shemar Moore, actor

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Taylor Lautner, actor

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Grant Bowler, actor

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Henry Cavill, actor/model

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romeo-miller-bulge

Romeo Miller, rapper

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