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Battle Of The Bulge: Which Celebrity Has The Most Impressive Package?

By Matthew May 18, 2014 at 2:05pm · 24 comments · Updated on June 27, 2019
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24 Comments

  • Niall

    Seriously don’t get what’s attractive about the outline of a flaccid penis in the cases of Jon Hamm and Michael Fassender. A boner or a semi sure, but a flaccid penis?

    May 18, 2014 at 3:05pm
  • Caine

    i know what cold water does to your dick – are you deliberately trying to show off Tom Daley’s lack of bulge?

    May 18, 2014 at 4:05pm
  • Brian

    @Niall: Michael Fassbender has shown his. Check out “Hunger” or “Shame.” It’s a nice one.

    May 18, 2014 at 5:05pm
  • stanhope

    Babe, Tom Daly doesn’t have a big one neither does Mario Lopez [almost missed it entirely]. Mehcad Brooks, Sam Callahan, and John Hamm are featuring the goods.

    May 18, 2014 at 5:05pm
  • stanhope

    @Caine: Dustin had bigger in that video with his ex

    May 18, 2014 at 7:05pm
  • Alton

    You’re just gonna say Tom Daley won anyway.

    May 18, 2014 at 7:05pm
  • SpunkyBunks

    Tom Daley will solve world hunger with his gay bulge.

    May 18, 2014 at 7:05pm
  • coltonblack

    Gotta love Grady Sizemore being on the list:)

    May 18, 2014 at 8:05pm
  • ingyaom

    Um… none of the above?

    May 18, 2014 at 8:05pm
  • ethan_kho

    Jon Hamm…. OMG! <3

    May 18, 2014 at 8:05pm
  • Billy Budd

    Michael Fassbender has a HUGE endowement and he has lots of animal magnetism. VERY attractive and sexy guy.

    May 18, 2014 at 10:05pm
  • DarkZephyr

    For those talking about Tom Daley, I don’t think the contest is about who has the largest bulge. And while I didn’t vote for Tom, I happen to think his bulge is pretty sexy. I think every guy up there has a nice one. Jon Hamm’s is the one that impresses me the most when it comes to size, but over all impressiveness for me goes to Michael Fassbender.

    May 18, 2014 at 11:05pm
  • jckfmsincty

    John Hamm: The Other White Meat

    May 19, 2014 at 1:05am
  • james_in_cambridge

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m sick of hearing about Hamm and his bulge so I say Mehcad and Sizemore for the win! Wouldn’t they make a delicious couple? Now, I’m gonna go imagine them fighting it out to see who’s gonna top whom…maybe better yet, Mehcad and Sizemore decide they’ll top Henrie and go and get his hot, cute little butt.

    I gotta go!

    May 19, 2014 at 4:05am
  • Desert Boy

    @Niall: – Are you sure you’re queer? Maybe you’re just passing through.

    May 19, 2014 at 10:05am
  • sandi shader

    If you want to talk about beautiful Hollywood bulges, ya gotta check out Adam Lambert’s!!! Beautiful bulge! šŸ˜‰

    May 19, 2014 at 12:05pm
  • Billy Budd

    Please guys, watch SHAME the movie, look at Michael Fassbender’s penis, and then tell me if you would be able to take it or deep-throat it. I bet you wouldn’t. It is massive. It is too much.

    May 19, 2014 at 7:05pm
  • junjun

    Can u tell me who is looking for partner?i am waiting

    May 19, 2014 at 8:05pm
  • Bopper1

    …who cares…

    May 20, 2014 at 12:05am
  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    @Caine: You are kinda sorta missing the point, he is showing all that despite the shrinkage factor

    Use any image search engine and you will see that Tom is quite blessed……

    May 20, 2014 at 8:05am
  • newecreator

    I just looked at the poll results.

    May 20, 2014 at 10:05pm
  • spovegasboy

    Jon Hamm definitely should be listed as VPL and not in bulge list…

    September 13, 2014 at 4:09pm
  • georgemed222

    Size comparisons are fun – but up close and personal, overall penis health is also important. Lots of guys don’t pay enough attention to everyday health of the tool and need to use a first class penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) in order to address dry organ skin, odor, etc.

    November 1, 2014 at 2:11pm
  • junosoda

    I guess there is another white privilege man that’s getting all teh attention.

    November 4, 2016 at 7:11am

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